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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyqkalligula@my-place.social
11 months

I think it's interesting seeing people in the rest room. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had.

Like you’re ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro… You made that with your own body.

#poop #ibslife #ibs @showerthoughts @funny #showerthought

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
      11 months

      I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

        • qkalligula@my-place.social
          11 months

          @Hideakikarate to be clear, you’re right… but not my experience

        • terminhell@lemmy.world
          11 months

          Bruh, I got shit to do…

          • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
            11 months

            Yeah. You can stop talking to strangers in the bathroom, Larry Craig

              • qkalligula@my-place.social
                11 months

                @Proprietary_Blend tell every worker that has bothered me mid push

              • jet@hackertalks.comEnglish
                11 months

                No talking in the bathroom!

                • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.eeEnglish
                  11 months

                  You seem like the sort of guy to stand next to someone in the urinal.

                    • qkalligula@my-place.social
                      11 months

                      @muntedcrocodile i…no… 100% no… i will die with these downvotes… but I just think you should be proud of your product.

                      • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish
                        11 months

                        He’s the guy who stands there and stares at you without saying a word

                      • DrownedRats@lemmy.world
                        11 months

                        If someone tries to srike up conversation with me in the toilets my first thought is that im about to be mugged

                        • SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zipEnglish
                          11 months

                          Stop that. Don’t talk to me.

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