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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyLady Butterfly @lazysoci.al
10 months

Every night...

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    • Gutek8134@lemmy.world
      10 months

      Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

      Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

        • Hexarei@programming.dev
          10 months

          Are you objectifying me??

          Most people pay for that privilege

          • Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee
            10 months

            Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

          • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            10 months

            I’m already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

            ramifications arrive

            How could this have happened?

              • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
                10 months

              • cRazi_man@lemm.ee
                10 months

                Revenge procrastination

                • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
                  10 months

                  Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

                    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
                      10 months

                      That’s what phones are for.

                        • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
                          10 months

                          and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

                            • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorEnglish
                              10 months

                              Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!

                        • projectsquared@lemmy.world
                          10 months

                          Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

                          • Sunsofold@lemmings.worldEnglish
                            10 months

                            That’s life on an employer’s schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else’s schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

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