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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyLady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world
9 months

Accurate

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    • xylol@leminal.space
      9 months

      Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking

        • Zachariah@lemmy.world
          9 months

          who took the photos

            • xylol@leminal.space
              9 months

              Mosquito’s probably, they definitely need a machete with those around

                • Metostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish
                  9 months

                  The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that’s kind of true.

                • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
                  9 months

                  Either Mary or Kate, probably.

                    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
                      9 months

                      solo

                        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
                          9 months

                          me when i’m red cup

                          • thefartographer@lemm.ee
                            9 months

                            - Empire TSA agent

                          • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                            9 months

                            Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.

                            /s

                          • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                            9 months

                            who was camera???

                              • RedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️@feddit.dk
                                9 months

                                probably phone

                          • plantmoretrees@lemm.ee
                            9 months

                            Those kids got mind f’ed

                              • noobface@lemmy.world
                                9 months

                                ain’t no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.

                              • Higgs boson@dubvee.orgEnglish
                                9 months

                                Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

                                • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  9 months

                                  What?! That’s how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it’s a rifle/shotgun instead)

                                  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com
                                    9 months

                                    Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?

                                    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                      9 months

                                      Imagine you’re in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle’s got this, dude!

                                      • Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                        9 months

                                        Usually my machete is sheathed but same

                                        • Damage@feddit.it
                                          9 months

                                          I don’t see the problem

                                          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            9 months

                                            Pizza! P I Z Z A

                                              • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                9 months

                                                Watch it rise like a souffle!

                                              • demizerone@lemmy.world
                                                9 months

                                                She’s badass

                                                • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                  9 months

                                                  I feel seen

                                                  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
                                                    9 months

                                                    Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a “non-bear” tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

                                                      • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                        9 months

                                                        A deer?

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