You're not alone

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 7 months

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 7 months

Shit, I remembered it wrong!

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 months

Just because you remember doesn’t mean… I, what was I talking about?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 7 months

Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.

Townlately@feddit.nl · 7 months

This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 7 months

What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 months

It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.

Townlately@feddit.nl · 7 months

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massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 months

Fuck, they’re onto me.

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 7 months

That’s what I was afraid of! 😱

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 months

We know. We know.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months

To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.

That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months

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lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works · 7 months

me reading this on the shitter: 😳

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months

I know

FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 7 months

A pooping partner yay

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 7 months

Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 months

In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).

IninewCrow@lemmy.ca · 7 months

You are your own entourage