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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyooli3@sopuli.xyz
5 months

Nobody's talking about kids wayward

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    • robocall@lemmy.world
      5 months

      Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.

        • funnyBunny@ani.socialEnglish
          5 months

          The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.

          • lemmyknow@lemmy.today
            5 months

            Chat, is this real?

              • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
                5 months

                Age a few years before you try the internet again.

                And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.

                  • Lucy :3@feddit.org
                    5 months

                    Username checks out.

                • robdor@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
                  5 months

                  Jane Cobb needs mudders milk

                    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
                      5 months

                        • AtariDump@lemmy.world
                          5 months

                          When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero? -Wash

                    • skisnow@lemmy.caEnglish
                      5 months

                      This shouldn’t need saying obvs but https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/

                        • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world
                          5 months

                          The fact that it’s a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol

                            • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
                              5 months

                              Nipples are the chicken of the breast

                          • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                            5 months

                            Epic choice of stock photo here CNN people. The tiniest suggestion of visible nips.

                              • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
                                5 months

                                So it wasn’t just me or my eyes.

                                edit: zoom in, it’s more than a tiny suggestion

                                  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBannedEnglish
                                    5 months

                                    Movie is Private Valentine, Actress is Jessica Simpson. There’s more gratifying media of her online if that’s what you’re looking for

                                    Edit: Oh, and it seems those nipple bumps are not in the movie screenshots.

                                      • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
                                        5 months

                                        The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?

                                          • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                            5 months

                                            While I’m aware that she doesn’t do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.

                                            She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.

                                          • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
                                            5 months

                                            Media of her in a uniform like that though??

                                          • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                                            5 months

                                          • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
                                            5 months

                                            Not an actual CNN article, and the image is from a Jessica Simpson movie.

                                            • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBannedEnglish
                                              5 months

                                              deleted by creator

                                            • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                              5 months

                                                • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
                                                  5 months
                                                  Jim Carrey in that scene of “Me, Myself and Irene” NSFW

                                                    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                                                      5 months

                                                      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
                                                        5 months

                                                        twice the watermark to indicate his double personality

                                                    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
                                                      5 months

                                                      Homelander?

                                                        • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
                                                          5 months

                                                          Oi! Omlandah! You cunt!

                                                        • henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                          5 months

                                                          Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.

                                                            • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
                                                              5 months

                                                              Knowing dwarf fortress the baby is going to.some how manage to survive a forgotten beast with webs AND manage to kill it.

                                                            • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                              5 months

                                                              Rimworld has taught me children are useful for loading artillery.

                                                                • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
                                                                  5 months

                                                                  it just taught me the value of hostages (as organ doners)

                                                                    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
                                                                      5 months

                                                                      Found the Canadian

                                                                      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                        5 months

                                                                        I love that using prisoners as a blood farm is a vanilla option in Rimworld lol

                                                                    • whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                      5 months

                                                                      I’d assume it would improve morale.

                                                                        • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
                                                                          5 months

                                                                          Not for the women who get raped by other soldiers because of it.

                                                                            • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nzEnglish
                                                                              5 months

                                                                              They’re getting raped now anyway.

                                                                              So this particular issue is not relevant to the military’s rape problems.

                                                                          • fluxion@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            5 months

                                                                            If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it’s basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations

                                                                            • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
                                                                              5 months

                                                                              Well it would be rather irresponsible to leave the kids at home alone.

                                                                              • wheezy@lemmy.ml
                                                                                5 months

                                                                                Are we sure she wasn’t working with ICE before this photo was taken?

                                                                                  • robocall@lemmy.world
                                                                                    5 months

                                                                                    Her face is uncovered

                                                                                      • wheezy@lemmy.ml
                                                                                        5 months

                                                                                        No one is talking about immigration and customs enforcement here.

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