This has “washing your ass is gay” vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that’s why I don’t need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it “cleaning”. Trust me all your friends are talking about your “habits”. Also forgot to change accounts.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that’s actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you’ve used a model/method that I can’t even comprehend.
Who’s being disingenuous? I never said bidets don’t shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist.
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that’s what I addressed, now you’re saying I’M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
This was my solution for the longest time until I finally bought a bidet. Wet wipes are definitely a thousand times better than just dry tissue and if they’re working for you go for it, I just got tired if having to go buy more and decided a one time purchase and install of a bidet would be easier. Everyone in this thread is going to recommend a bidet, as do I now that I’ve started using one, but wet wipes were my go to and no bathroom should be without them
People in the internet have strong opinions. I’m definitely in the bidet good camp, but I also don’t really like telling other people what to do so if wet wipes are doing it for ya, keep it up!
Wet wipes. Does everything a bidet does w/o getting a squirt in your asshole.
And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?
…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?
Ofc not. But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist. But you do you boo.
This has “washing your ass is gay” vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that’s why I don’t need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
hey lemmy get a load of this this guy, he’s proud to have shit all over his ass and people definitely talk about his poop smell when he isn’t around
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it “cleaning”. Trust me all your friends are talking about your “habits”. Also forgot to change accounts.
its called washing your hands after shitting lol. good ol fashioned hygiene, like not letting shit linger in your ass crack
Sure, call gay sex w/e you want idc
Way to admit you either don’t have a job (workplaces use garbage tp) or you don’t clean your ass, which is disgusting but on brand.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that’s actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
Shit comes out of your ass, bidet washes it off. If your bidet is squirting out shit, you hooked it up wrong. Really wrong…boo.
Idk I’ve used 2 and both times they were spitting water in my asshole.
Skill issue
Fuck. “Git gud nub”
WTF? Fetishist? That’s getting weird…
Ofc it is, that’s why I don’t like squirting stuff up my asshole.
Bidets don’t shoot water up your ass, you dolt. Its not an enema, it just just sprays off the exterior.
Idk why you need to convince yourself that spraying and shooting are different but ok…
Yall so sensitive about getting water squirted up you assholes.
Idk own it at least.
Because that’s not how you use a bidet.
It’s like complaining that beds are uncomfortable when you sleep UNDER them.
Google the definition and post it. I’ll wait.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you’ve used a model/method that I can’t even comprehend.
I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.
Heh, that doesn’t clarify for me, and definitely not looking that up 😆
Ya, your being disingenuous and I’m disengaging. Do a basic Google search before you say that bidets don’t shoot water in your ass.
Who’s being disingenuous? I never said bidets don’t shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that’s what I addressed, now you’re saying I’M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
Same, do a basic Google search and post it then. ill wait
What? Do a basic Google search for…what, exactly? And post…what?? What the fuck are you talking about, once again??
Again being disingenuous. Google how do bidet work and post it.
This was my solution for the longest time until I finally bought a bidet. Wet wipes are definitely a thousand times better than just dry tissue and if they’re working for you go for it, I just got tired if having to go buy more and decided a one time purchase and install of a bidet would be easier. Everyone in this thread is going to recommend a bidet, as do I now that I’ve started using one, but wet wipes were my go to and no bathroom should be without them
Ikr? People are treating my feeling towards thier bidet enjoyment as a personal affront.
People in the internet have strong opinions. I’m definitely in the bidet good camp, but I also don’t really like telling other people what to do so if wet wipes are doing it for ya, keep it up!
So it takes all the fun away from using a bidet
Shit you got me there. Didn’t know it was a feature not a bug.