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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
5 months

Not quite sure that's right

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
      5 months

      The body of Chrysler.

        • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
          5 months

          The father the son and the holy suburu

        • lettruthout@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5 months

          I imagine that trying to convert someone’s religion can be exhausting.

            • chirospasm@lemmy.ml
              5 months

              Commenting here to draw more attention to this great comment

              • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                5 months

                I once went to a free lunch event hosted by a local church. The guy in there trying to convert me was using the story of how Moses (the “let my people go” guy) built an Ark that somehow proved God loved mankind.

              • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
                5 months

                Na. This is a catholic converter:

                  • marcos@lemmy.world
                    5 months

                    wololo wololo wololo

                      • voodooattack@lemmy.world
                        5 months

                        Ayoo ayoooo

                    • Kokesh@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      5 months

                      Are you supposed to put a small boys penis into it?

                        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          5 months

                          I saw this in my inbox and didn’t realize what post you were commenting on at first and got real fuckin’ alarmed

                            • Kokesh@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              5 months

                              😁

                          • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            5 months

                            Wait… is it for turning non Catholics Catholic, or can you only use it on current Catholics?

                            • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
                              5 months

                              Hit someone hard enough in the head with that and they won’t be anything anymore, much less Catholic.

                                • Pringles@sopuli.xyz
                                  5 months

                                  No one expects the Spanish ignition.

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