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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world
5 months

Phoenix has a supervillain

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    • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
      5 months

      Pen is man

        • Akasazh@feddit.nl
          5 months

          Mightier than the sword

          • mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            5 months

            Pen IS man!

            Eq shú pen shú man da!

          • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
            5 months

            It’s likely there are actually penis men. Two have been arrested, one of which was recent: https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-arrested-for-penis-man-graffiti-in-tempe-copycat-warning

            It’s like a CBT hydra: cut one down and two more shall rise up.

              • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
                5 months

                Came here to mention that. From the article you linked:

                Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I’m not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”

                  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                    5 months

                    We are all domestic terrorists Penis Man

                      • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                        5 months

                        P for Pendetta.

                    • lividweasel@lemmy.world
                      5 months

                      It could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts, where the mantle continually gets passed on to the next person. The Dread Pirate Johnson.

                        • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
                          5 months

                          Wesley rolling down the hill from Princess Bride Aaaaassss yooouuuu ddddiiiiickkkk

                        • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
                          5 months

                          deleted by creator

                        • expatriado@lemmy.world
                          5 months

                          Arizona’s Banksy

                            • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
                              5 months

                              Wanksy

                            • blackjam_alex@lemmy.world
                              5 months

                                • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                  5 months

                                  “You may kill a man, but you cannot kill an idea.”

                                    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                      5 months

                                      You’re not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That’s right, Phoenix. I’ve arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!

                                  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                    5 months

                                    Correction:
                                    Phoenix has a Hero.

                                      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                        5 months

                                        Phoenix needs a penis symbol spotlight

                                          • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                            5 months

                                            I sense a new comic book in the making

                                        • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          5 months

                                          He’s a hero. Not the hero Pheonix needs, but the one it deserves.

                                          • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                            5 months

                                            • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                                              5 months

                                              • FridaySteve@lemmy.world
                                                5 months

                                                Penis, man…

                                                • ol_capt_joe@piefed.eeEnglish
                                                  5 months

                                                  Nah, someone’s just summoning John Dillermand

                                                    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                      5 months

                                                      Had to look up John Dillermand that’s hilarious. Danish kids show with a guy with a stretch Armstrong penis that helps people in a non sexual way John Dillermand Intro

                                                    • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                                      5 months

                                                      That stoplight has too many lights.

                                                        • Agent641@lemmy.world
                                                          5 months
                                                          • Stop
                                                          • Prepare to stop
                                                          • Go
                                                          • Go faster
                                                          • Faster daddy
                                                          • marcos@lemmy.world
                                                            5 months

                                                            Probably arrow lights.

                                                          • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
                                                            5 months

                                                            Dude’s taking the penis game a bit too far.

                                                            • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                              5 months

                                                              Penis Man gets up, doesn’t needlessly cap, hits good spots, afaik hasn’t ratted on any other writers, paints illegally not bullshit legal murals, and isn’t a biter.

                                                              Penis Man fucking rules, he’s what all writers should aspire to be.

                                                              • Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                5 months

                                                                Penis man, penis man

                                                                Doing the things a penis can.

                                                                What’s he like? It’s not important.

                                                                Penis man

                                                                Is he real soft, or is he real hard?

                                                                When he paints graffiti, is he at large?

                                                                Or is the large at him instead?

                                                                Nobody knows, penis man.

                                                                • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                  5 months

                                                                  Glad to see the male chapter of the prestigious Pen Fifteen club is going strong

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