• 8 months

    This is fake … no human I’ve ever known has ever survived to tell the tale of how they carefully placed something, anything, on a cat’s face … let alone take a picture of it.

    The only way I can see this image existing is if the cat first murdered the person who attempted this, then the cat took the pancake and placed it on themselves, set up the camera for a timed photo and snapped a selfie to let all the humans believe that they can do this to their cats at home.

  • Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.
    Stranger: Indeed?
    Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
    Stranger: I wear no mask.
    Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda) No mask? No mask!

  • This cat looks like it bout to sing:

    I’ve felt the hate rise up in me

    Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

    I wander out where you can’t see

    Inside my shell I wait and bleed

  • If a human can put on a cat mask (cat woman anyone?), a cat may as well put on a human mask. (woman cat anyone?)