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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbycravl@slrpnk.net
4 months

Dandruff is really just flesh crumbs.

Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff.

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    • Mystech@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4 months

      We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.

        • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
          4 months

          How fucking big are your dandruff flakes? That sounds horrifying.

          • cravl@slrpnk.net
            4 months

            concern

            • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldEnglish
              4 months

              Mine are Man Morsels.

                • machenni@procial.tchncs.de
                  4 months

                  @[email protected] @[email protected] you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.

              • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldEnglish
                4 months

                Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!

                  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    4 months

                    Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself

                      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                        4 months

                        I like those foot graters too

                      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
                        4 months

                        Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We’re grossed-out by other people’s dandruff.

                      • teft@piefed.socialEnglish
                        4 months

                        Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?

                        • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          4 months

                          Salt-free skinsalt

                            • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zipEnglish
                              4 months

                              It’s also organic, free range and all that.

                            • IWW4@lemmy.zip
                              4 months

                              Yeah

                              • Anuttara@leminal.space
                                4 months

                                lmao noo, i’m vegan so this is doubly gross

                                  • WALLACE@feddit.uk
                                    4 months

                                    Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it

                                      • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                        4 months

                                        no, it’s not

                                    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
                                      4 months

                                      deleted by creator

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