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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Look forward to a pounding this Easter

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Look forward to a pounding this Easter

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    They could have made it a mound of grass. They could have, but they didn’t.

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      Ol’ Henry Hammerdick pounding a mound might not fly too well either.

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      Yeah or somehow more part of the wheelbarrow.

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    These 💪💪 are not the hammer

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    “…the hammer is my penis.” -CPT Hammer

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    Space aliens seeing this: …
    “So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”

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    That’s a murder cock.

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    They’re so happy too 😭

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      If I had a sledgedonger like that, I’d be smiling too!

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        You probably couldn’t enjoy it though, since getting an erection would divert so much blood in your body that you’d get light-headed and pass out

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    I posted this months ago.

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    He uses the wheelbarrow to sneak up on his unsuspecting prey.

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