• This gives off the same energy as that infographic on fixing a vaginal prolapse.

  • I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.

  • In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!