On November 18 of 2025 a large part of the Internet suddenly cried out and went silent, as Cloudflare’s infrastructure suffered the software equivalent of a cardiac arrest. After much panicke…
Mod me down all you want, I know these “outages” are all orchestrated by powerful state actors who are also weak and backwards. Blaming "Rus"t is as obvious as it gets, next they’ll tell us the guy’s name is "Rus"sell, and to t"rus"t them. I see you.
Am I being modded down by all the Russia Russia Russia soap opera addicts who thoughtknew (because everyone knows) Vladimir Putin himself cut the fibers with his personal favorite potato peeler?
Mod me down all you want, I know these “outages” are all orchestrated by powerful state actors who are also weak and backwards. Blaming "Rus"t is as obvious as it gets, next they’ll tell us the guy’s name is "Rus"sell, and to t"rus"t them. I see you.
Am I being modded down by all the Russia Russia Russia soap opera addicts who
thoughtknew (because everyone knows) Vladimir Putin himself cut the fibers with his personal favorite potato peeler?No it just was bad
Whatever, Ivan. Working overtime at the Siberian Disinformation Mine this weekend? Aiming for that bonus case of potatoes comrade?
Uh ok
Only a Russian would write a sentence with no punctuation. Gotcha!
Lame