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After 40, we just don't sleep

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I slept on one of those pillows but I kept waking up with my arm extended straight out for some reason.
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  And now I feel gross.
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  The pillow was making you gay for Mike Pillow, that was your hand reaching out to fondle his balls.
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    hes hunting for the ever elusive pillow made stuffed with cocaine.

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