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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@infosec.pub
2 months

Dry January

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
      2 months

      Me: I’ve said too much.

      I haven’t said enough
      I thought that I heard you laughing
      I thought that I heard you sing
      I think
      I thought
      I saw you try

        • Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works
          2 months

          Every whisper, of every waking hour I’m choosing my confessions

            • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
              2 months

              Tryin’ to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I’ve said too much I set it up

                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                  2 months

                  That’s me in the corner

                    • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                      2 months

                      That’s me in the spotlight, drinking my breakfast.

                        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                          2 months

                          Trying to keep up with you
                          And I don’t know if I can do it

                            • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                              2 months

                              Oh no, I’ve said too much

                                • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  Oh no Ive spewed too much.
                                  Urh havent spewed enough

                    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                      2 months

                      At least he didn’t say “no nut November”

                      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                        2 months

                        Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

                          • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                            2 months

                            But didn’t he say it was ok because it is a social lubricant?

                              • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
                                2 months

                                It is one of the most effective treatments of social anxiety in existence. Shame about the side effects, though.

                            • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
                              2 months

                              No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(

                                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                  2 months

                                  I’m so sorry

                                  Bongrips keep me alive.

                                  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                    2 months

                                    Longest I’ve gone in like 15 or so years is two weeks and that was because of a cruise. It was hard, we tried to go with booze as a replacement but by day 3 I was wrecked. I stopped drinking and continued to feel nauseated the entire trip. I couldn’t enjoy as much food as I wanted it sucked. Next time Im smuggling a vape onboard lol.

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