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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyooli3@sopuli.xyz
3 months

it is time for Large rice

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
      3 months

      Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

        • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          3 months

          RIP Mitch hedberg

          • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.socialEnglish
            3 months

            It’s one of the few foods I can fully indulge. I want to eat two thousand of everything.

          • n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            3 months

            Can’t wait for my mashed rice

              • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
                3 months

                mochi is pretty popular

                  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
                    3 months

                    Not for dinner though.

                      • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                        3 months

                        Yes… I’ve certainly never had mochi for dinner, that would be silly of me 😰 .

                          • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
                            3 months

                            I just realized I’m an adult too. Hmmmmm

                          • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                            3 months

                            That’s called ttoekbokki.

                            Or bánh if you’re in Vietnam.

                            • pipe01@programming.dev
                              3 months

                              Don’t underestimate the Japanese

                          • Meron35@lemmy.world
                            3 months

                            Rice pudding, rice porridge, rice gruel, rice cakes, rice noodles, rice rolls, mochi, tteokbokki

                              • n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                3 months

                                Okay you got me on all those. Mashed rice is great.

                                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                  3 months

                                  Bánh cuốn 🤤

                                • Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
                                  3 months

                                  okayu ?

                                  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    Like Pad Thai?

                                    • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
                                      3 months

                                      You can mash potatoes with a ricer

                                        • Psythik@lemmy.world
                                          3 months

                                          But can you mash rice with a potatoer?

                                      • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                        3 months

                                        Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel

                                          • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
                                            3 months

                                            “Holy sheet!”

                                          • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                            3 months

                                            So get this

                                            We have Long Grain Rice like the Australian Doongara variety and Indian Basmati variety, Medium Grain, and we also have Short Grain Rice some varieties of which are quite wide, such as Bomba Rice.

                                            I think Bomba’s probably what you’d be interested in.

                                            Rice with the husk on seems larger and has more nutrients to carbs ratio but it’s not very tasty. Probably the largest overall grain is called “Tilda Giant Wild Rice”.

                                              • n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                3 months

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                                              • foodandart@lemmy.zip
                                                3 months

                                                Baked rice?

                                                Mashed rice?

                                                Frenched fried rice?

                                                Stuffed rice?

                                                Rice Au Gratin… …the list is endless…

                                                  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
                                                    3 months

                                                    Yet the list ended. It’s fine. Aight? /s

                                                    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                      3 months

                                                      jacket rice

                                                      rice crisps (british “crisps”)

                                                    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
                                                      3 months

                                                      For medium sized rice, consider mochi or tteokbokki.

                                                        • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                          3 months

                                                          Isn’t Mochi just small rice that’s been physically abused until it becomes sticky and squishy?

                                                            • Art3mis@lemmy.world
                                                              3 months

                                                              Uwu

                                                                • deus@lemmy.world
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  OwO even

                                                                • filcuk@lemmy.zip
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  It’s a different kind of rice referred to as glutinous rice.

                                                                  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
                                                                    3 months

                                                                    Exactly.

                                                                • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  That parable about the emperor asking for double the number of grains on each successive square of a chess board would be fucked of rice grains were that big.

                                                                    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                      3 months

                                                                      Not like its easy with rice the size of rice

                                                                        • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
                                                                          3 months

                                                                          Yeah, that’s like… 250 billion tons of rice. That’s over 30 tons of rice per person in this world. Not sure this much rice even exists on this planet.

                                                                        • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                          3 months

                                                                          And then when trying to place the 33rd batch they ended up with a negative number of grains somehow

                                                                        • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
                                                                          3 months

                                                                          We would need a couple centuries to figure out how to cook it.

                                                                            • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works
                                                                              3 months

                                                                              I mean what do you even do? Boil em? Mash em? Put them in stews?

                                                                                • Tom Arrr@lemmy.world
                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                  How had Hobbits, with countless meals in one day, never stumbled upon the simple Roast?

                                                                                • Psythik@lemmy.world
                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                  Nah just skip the drying process after you harvest it and sell it fresh.

                                                                                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                  If rice becomes large enough to eat by ones and twos, will we start calling a single grain a rouse?

                                                                                  • dylanely8lw@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                    We humans never stop innovating

                                                                                    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                      So that’s why it’s called a potato ricer.

                                                                                      • starik@lemmy.zip
                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                        I’d like to see what rice would look like after a few hundred years of selecting for grain size

                                                                                        • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          Well, it’s not large rice, but we do have large Teosinte.

                                                                                          • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                            Y’all need more glutinous rice based cakes in your life!

                                                                                            Tteobokki is easily accessible as it’s Korean and trendy. But it’s just the beginning of that delicious side of rice!

                                                                                            In China they had delicious variations. Salty and sweet alike. 粢饭糕 (zifangao) were a bit big. Fishstick sized. Deep fried. I usually had them as a dessert but the rice itself is neutral so it would work salty as well no doubt. Main thing is to eat it while it’s hot, with a crunchy outside and the inside almost creamy.

                                                                                            But my favourite were the sliced nian gao. Imagine a roll of soft rice dough, ovalish in shape section. Cut in slices and those you can either fry or eat En sauce, like gnocchi really. Fantastic stuff!

                                                                                            Dammit I wish those were more accessible in Europe T_T

                                                                                            Tteobokki will have to do I guess.

                                                                                            • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                              Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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