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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbybearboiblake@pawb.social
2 months

A death prediction market would be a platform for crowdsourced assassinations

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Obviously this is a crazy idea and noone should do it, but if a prediction market let you bet on what day someone would die, someone could insider trade the market by placing a big bet on the day they go and assassinate them. People could place bets on random days for people they don’t like to push up the value of the winning bets.

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    • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world
      2 months

      Sounds like something that already exists and is happening right now

      • Sineljora@sh.itjust.works
        2 months

        Does Kalshi and Polymarket not do this already? It’s just an “event tied financial instrument”, so it’s completely legal in the US.

        I’d probably put most of my money towards something like this that actually incentivizes us to eat the rich.

          • Abundance114@lemmy.world
            2 months

            I would bet you have to choose the date range and cause of death, and “murdered” is never one of those choices.

          • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafeEnglish
            2 months

            Damn, OK, now THIS is a proper shower thought.

            • ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              2 months

              If you want to live in the John Wick universe, this is how you make it happen.

              • foggy@lemmy.world
                2 months

                No idea how it’s legal but

                https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/Home/TheGame_mode-POINTS

                Comedian Doug Stanhope runs a celebrity death prediction betting pool.

                He’s got lawyers, so I’m sure it’s all above board.

                • Dem Bosain@midwest.socialEnglish
                  2 months

                  The Dead Pool. Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood and a miscast Jim Carey.

                    • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
                      2 months

                      wait wait wait wait wait. jim carey was in dead pool? what was he. like 5? is that movied newer than I think it is?

                        • Dem Bosain@midwest.socialEnglish
                          2 months

                          It was the last Dirty Harry movie… 1989 or 1990? Jim Carey plays a heavy metal rock star and lip syncs Welcome to the Jungle while filming a music video.

                            • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
                              2 months

                              yeah I think I just could not remember how long that movie series went.

                        • presoak@lazysoci.al
                          2 months

                          It’s a bit like putting a price on somebody’s head then buying an assassin with a loan using the expected bounty as collateral.

                            • Archer@lemmy.world
                              2 months

                              We need to see the demented financial instruments Wallstreetbets would create with this

                            • Danitos@reddthat.com
                              2 months

                              That is called a “necroporra”. You bet on some famous people dying this year and win money of they do.

                              • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
                                2 months

                                That’s how it’s already done, afaik. But cheers for coming up with the idea independently (if you didn’t read it in one of the discussions about Polymarket, of course).

                                • Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml
                                  2 months

                                  Look into “Assassination Politics” by Jim Bell ;-) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bell

                                  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
                                    2 months

                                    There was a guy from the Cypherpunks community who set such a thing up (in the 90s/00s). IIRC, he was jailed after the courts rejected his defence that he was merely running an innocent betting site.

                                      • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
                                        2 months

                                        It’s so dumb he was jailed. Like he did nothing wrong

                                          • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
                                            2 months

                                            Tell that to the judge

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