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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyaltphoto@lemmy.today
2 months

We only have Security.

What about Secmerity?

What about Secwerity?

What about Sectheyrity? Secthemrity? Secusrity? Secherity? Sechisriry? Secmyrity?

Oh this is really Seclongrity. I need Secbreakfasrity.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
      2 months

      I think you need a nap

        • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
          2 months

          What about nep? Or nup? Nip? Nop?

            • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
              2 months

              Fuck you’re right

          • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
            2 months

            Shower stroke thoughts.

            • foggy@lemmy.world
              2 months

              Why does this thread smell like burnt toast?

              • Cypher@aussie.zone
                2 months

                Secardy, when you have an excess of security.

                • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz
                  2 months

                  Is this showerthoughts or showers trike?

                  • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
                    2 months

                    Showerthoughts? Where are the showeryoughts?

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