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2 months

Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

carnewschina.com English
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    Aito vehicles' manufacturer Seres patents hidden in-car toilet design, sparking debates
    carnewschina.com
    Aito maker Seres Auto granted patent for seat-mounted retractable toilet.
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    • Schwim Dandy@piefed.zipEnglish
      2 months

      Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.

        • starchylemming@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2 months

          speed maybe. but acceleration too?

          what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?

            • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
              2 months

              If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.

              • Cocodapuf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2 months

                My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.

              • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                2 months

                  • jade52@lemmy.caEnglish
                    2 months

                    WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS

                    • Godric@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      2 months

                      Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

                  • kmartburrito@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    2 months

                    Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.

                    That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

                      • Wander@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        2 months

                        https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/

                        https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/

                        Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.

                        • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.caEnglish
                          2 months

                          An untoppable comment?

                          You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?

                            • kmartburrito@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              2 months

                              Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.

                              That quote waited 41 years for this post.

                                • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.caEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.

                                  Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷‍♂️

                                • PapaStevesy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT

                              • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                2 months

                                • veee@lemmy.caEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!

                                    • MagicShel@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                      2 months

                                      I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.

                                      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.socialEnglish
                                        2 months

                                        Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.

                                      • [object Object]@lemmy.caEnglish
                                        2 months

                                        Always has been?

                                        • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
                                          2 months

                                          Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound

                                          • |IlI|lIIl|IlIll|Il|IllI|@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            2 months

                                            Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”

                                            • Devolution@lemmy.worldBannedEnglish
                                              2 months

                                              Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!

                                              • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                2 months

                                                Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That’s why is called “going to the can” nowadays.


                                                *May be nonfactual.

                                                  • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from communityEnglish
                                                    2 months

                                                    Removed by mod

                                                      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        2 months

                                                        That’s why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.

                                                          • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from communityEnglish
                                                            2 months
                                                    • XLE@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                      2 months

                                                      This is the innovation that deserves VC funding

                                                        • willington@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                          2 months

                                                          It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.

                                                            • XLE@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                              2 months

                                                              Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!

                                                          • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            2 months

                                                            the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?

                                                            • toiletobserver@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              2 months

                                                              There goes my excuse for speeding

                                                              • Matty_r@programming.devEnglish
                                                                2 months

                                                                Good for being on a stake out

                                                                  • athatet@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                    2 months

                                                                    Yes a 100km/h stakeout

                                                                  • BigTwerp@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                    2 months

                                                                    Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.

                                                                    • CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                                                      2 months

                                                                      everything old is new again

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