- 25 days
“Hey, man, I didn’t see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business.”
- Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish25 days
I’m pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.
- 26 days
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
- 25 days
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
- 26 days
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
- YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfEnglish25 days
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
26 daysIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
- 26 days
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
- 25 days
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
- 25 days
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
