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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyKurtagag@lemmy.ca
11 months

Natural bidet

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    • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      11 months

      If you time it right enough it’ll put the turd right back where it came from

        • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          11 months

          I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

            • Enzy@lemm.eeEnglish
              11 months

              Bom, bom, bom, bom…

              • Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish
                11 months

                so help me!

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
                11 months

                Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

                • lime!@feddit.nuEnglish
                  11 months

                  poop is a palindrome

                • Thorry84@feddit.nl
                  11 months

                  You haven’t truly shit until you’ve had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

                    • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                      11 months

                      Poseidon’s kiss fist

                        • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
                          11 months

                          Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

                      • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
                        11 months

                        Good old ocean spray

                          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
                            11 months

                            Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

                              • skmn@sh.itjust.works
                                11 months

                                We’ve all been there.

                            • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
                              11 months

                              deleted by creator

                                • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                  11 months

                                  That sounds… BRISK.

                                  • DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.orgdeleted by creator
                                    11 months

                                    deleted by creator

                                    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
                                      11 months

                                      Also at the AMC huts up in the Presidential range of New Hampshire. If you stay overnight in winter, there is no lingering on the pot.

                                    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                      11 months

                                      At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

                                        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                          11 months

                                          Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

                                            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
                                              11 months

                                              I won’t tell you how to live your life.

                                            • vatlark@lemmy.world
                                              11 months

                                              !lemmySilver

                                            • nieceandtows@programming.dev
                                              11 months

                                              More like natural enema

                                                • imnotafish@midwest.socialdeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                  11 months

                                                  deleted by creator

                                                • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  11 months

                                                  In Seattle in the late 1800s this kind of thing literally happened sometimes when the tide came in. They called it a “sewer geyser”.

                                                    • vatlark@lemmy.world
                                                      11 months

                                                      !lemmySilver

                                                    • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
                                                      English
                                                      11 months

                                                      More bacteria for your gut biome!

                                                      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                        11 months

                                                        Natural colonic more like

                                                          • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            11 months

                                                            And one confused fish

                                                          • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
                                                            11 months

                                                            Poseidon’s rimjob

                                                            • JoShmoe@ani.socialEnglish
                                                              11 months

                                                              Helps reduce testicle size.

                                                              • Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                11 months

                                                                These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

                                                                • LaoisheFu@lemmy.world
                                                                  11 months

                                                                  Is this Ireland?

                                                                    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
                                                                      11 months

                                                                      Montenegro, I think.

                                                                    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
                                                                      11 months

                                                                      bracing

                                                                      • Hikermick@lemmy.world
                                                                        11 months

                                                                        The sea was angry that day my friends

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