

You don’t need a samsung account lol. You probably missed the small text that allows you to skip it.
#StopAsianHate
(He/Him/佢/他)
Country of Origin: People’s Republic of China
Current Nationality: United States of America
Native Speaker of:
粵語/廣東話 Cantonese
国语/普通话 Mandarin
台山話 Taishanese
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消滅中共,建新中華!
Down with the CCP Regime!


You don’t need a samsung account lol. You probably missed the small text that allows you to skip it.


Humans run on Windows and need to spend 6 years for pre-boot configurations and 12 years downloading the drivers


Hey btw I really wanna meet a rich fella in DC
Heard he like playing golf, we could hang out sometime, maybe I can teach him a bit of hunting 😏


Speaking of abusive sibling:
Yo I’m so lucky I’m cis male.
If I was female, I’m pretty sure that my older brother would’ve SA’ed me.
Like dude literally used zip ties to tie me up because I was “being annoying” to him…
like he’s 5 years older than me, so much power over me, like during that incident, I was probably like 6, he was 11…
so traumatized being unable to move for several hours until my parents came home
dude has zero boundaries


When I got US Citizenship, my mom joked about that I should “marry my cousin¹ in China so she could get a green card” (this was like 2016)
¹she meant like her sister’s daughter
I was like:
WTF mom, that’s disgusting, pretty sure marrying a cousin is a crime. (well it is in the us)
Also, it’s marriage immigration fraud.
wtf is that “joke” lmfao, does she want me ending up in prison or something?


For example the AITA posts are getting more and more out of this world.
What’s this AITA sub you speak of?
It’s called r/AmateurStoryWriters ffs, get the name right


My parents never talked about that stuff.
(Chinese Family btw)
But then kids in school were talking and I heard the word “porn” and that “it’s where you go to see naked women”
So yea… there was that. Its elementary school btw lmfao
I think I started googling stuff about how people are born… like some time after I gain accessed to the internet around 8 years old when I immigrated to the US. Well maybe not at 8 when I looked up that stuff, I think probably like 10-15 was when I started searching about procreation and stuff… idk memory are fuzzy, maybe the porn thing was too much of a shocker for me and messed up my memories. It almost felt illegal lol. (Well, if it was back in China it would’ve been illegal)
Oh, innocent me. lol… poor kid
Like I think my heart rate went through the roof that night
I think like procreation is just a massive mindfuck that its hard to register it in your brain…
Like, I think he first thing I really know about life is the abortion thing. I think I knew of the concept of terminating a life but didn’t know about the creation of life.
I remember once seeing blood in the bathroom at home and I was like (cringe warning) (keep in mind, I’m male btw): “Mom, are you having a period?” because I was trying to show off my knowledge of human anatomy as in like hey I KNOW about the secrets of adults
Mom didn’t seem shocked at all lol.
Honestly I’m so curious about how kids in China know about this stuff…
I mean, do kids somehow figure out a VPN to access Japanese Adult Videos? lol
Or is it just the boring textbook stuff where teachers are uncomfortable in aboit this stuff?
But without a live-action demonstration, it’s kinda no fun lol.
So yea, y’all westerners have it good that you can just look up naked women (and men) on the internet.¹
¹But now you need age verification in some countries, so enjoy it while it lasts lol
Edit: Also I wonder about the teenage pregnancy stuff…
Does that even happen in China? Because I know that a pregnant young girl in primary or secondary school, or even college is gonna get a lot of social stigma as being “promiscuous”.


Arab Spring had other non-authoritarian/less-authoritarian countries influencing them.
Imagine it’s 1700s right before french revolution. The French monarchs got access to this surveillance state we have.
Do you think the revolution would’ve succeeded?
I think they’d just massacre the revolutionaries with AI-powered drones.


?
Monarchism would kill your entire family for saying “Lol Emperor/King is ugly”
Even with all the oppression of the modern world in mind, our current world is still much more tame in comparison.


If the internet existed in 1700s, the entire world would remain monarchist and feudalistic.


Behold: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-item_veto
The executive in some positions can strike out parts of a law and then sign it.
So
“The Governor may not do XYZ”
becomes
“The Governor may not do XYZ”
Sign into law.
Muhahaha


Alternatively: Use 1.5x or 2x speed if you get bored and have trouble concentrating.


Fun fact:
You might know China as 中国
But Chinatown is not China 中国 + Town 城
I never heard of any Chinese diaspora use 中国城
It’s always 唐人街 Tang-People Street, Tang referring to China’s most powerful dynasty, or 華埠 Hua-City, Hua also refers to Chinese people, it’s actually a character in the official name of both PRC 中华人民共和国 (in simplified) and ROC 中華民國 (in traditional)
Overseas Chinese is typically not referred as 中国人 but as 華人 (Hua People)
Chinese Americans are not really referred to as “Americans” but the emphasis is put on the Citizenship, rather than being an “American”
Like in 美籍華人 which Google Translate says is “Chinese American”, but really transliterates to “Hua (meaning ethnic Chinese) Person with American Citizenship”
To emphasis on the “American-ness” I’d have to use 華裔美國人 which transliterates to “American of Hua (aka: Chinese) Ethnicity”, which I think would sound really weird and I think I’d get weird looks if I use the term 美國人 (American), so I probably would never call myself an “American” in front of Chinese-speaking people, but use 美籍華人 instead.
(Sort of like code-switching. I call myself American in front of other Americans to fit in, but call myself 華人 (ethnic Chinese person) to other ethnic Chinese so I could also fit in.)


Eh. The country is beautiful.
Politics is ugly, regardless of where you are in the world.


美國 “Beautiful Country” in my language.
“America” as in the continent would be 美洲
“American” as in American Nationals would be 美國人 and is distinct from 美洲人 which means the “American” as in "People who live in the Americas.
So you don’t need terms like “US-Americans” or “USA’ians”.
Chinese is such a simple and beautiful language. Easy to understand.


I saw digital clocks in NYC and Philly public transit. They’re accurate enough to be within 2 minutes of the cell network time.
It’s good enough, I guess.


You don’t need AI when you got keneth copeland
Creating a new life is beautiful thing if the mother cares about their children as individuals and want to nurture them.
It’s so fucking tragic if the mother only seeks control, see their kids as puppets, as their limbs that they have to right to manipulate however they with.
I’m just so confused my I was even born.
Like… why… why even violate government birth control policy to have me, someone who wasn’t supposed to be born… just so I can get tormented throught my entire childhood…
why, mom
what the fuck…