Cats, if you have them, dogs if not.

Is this the same guy perineum who told WoW players they didn’t want to play the original?

Wait, so you’re telling me Dell that you don’t want their new AI laptop? But it’s how those ahead get, uh, behind, or whatever the buzz phrase is now.

Equal shares for everyone.

That’s totally biblical that Jesus would take your friend from behind while choking you out to the ground.

Surprised not to see the Horizon games on here. That was some fun screwing around, especially being able to climb just about anything. Yes, the intended climbing paths were just “hold up & push X to follow the yellow brick road”, but I remember enjoying breaking the game by summiting mountains behind strongholds and dealing death from above to the big baddie before his cutscene could even start.

I went with a Framework 16 and upped it to 48gb ram with the graphics extension. That thing is a powerhouse. I didn’t get it for gaming, but for design work. Still, it can play anything out now on the highest settings and is fully modular so I’m planning to be buried with this thing.

ETA: I also went the Linux route and don’t have any regrets.

Had a binder for FFVIII. Printed the entire walkthrough from GameFAQs. Fond memories.

Yes, it is exactly the middle-schooler mentality of “Nu-uh!” that they have going for them and nothing else.

…the BABY!

Gotta take care of the plumbing; everyone knows that.

Too Little Too Late

That’s the neat part; they hope it’s not.

The '95 Sega Genesis X-Men 2: Clone Wars is still my favorite Wolverine in gaming. Just felt like a chunky tank that destroyed everything and the gameplay was fun (and Psylocke, of course).

Played through 1, still need to go fight the

Hoping 2 and 0 are worth it because 1 was a nice return to retro gaming style and so easy to pickup and put down.

My initial reaction was it’s not true at my local Mexican tavern, but then I remembered Crackerbarrel is almost always on the left and I don’t think it can get more white than a barrel full of crackers.

No, no, I was born there, and they’re every bit as b-ass-ackwards as you can imagine. (Even more so, most likely, because most of them see the southern stereotypes as a challenge). Not a stretch whatsoever to mix them up with TX.

“So, hey, uh, it happened again.” ~The deer, probably

About 15 years ago I did this one little trick. People have been doing it for literal millenia, and it really helped me cut back on the time spent gaming. I had kids… Since then, I only get to play on weekends.

I had a nice little profile on there until about a month ago. I didn’t delete when I saw AI spammers join. And I kept my profile even when the mods were starting to become reddit-ish. What sent me over the edge was when they announced a partnership with an AI company who said they were “just there to beef up security”. Yeah, no, not for me. Super sad, too, because Bluesky is a good idea, but I’m sticking with the fediverse.