

- drink as much as you can, as fast as you can
- yak
- pass out
- wake up with a crazy headache
- remember how shitty you feel
- clean your mess up if you made one during step 2
- apologize to all your friends for the dumb stuff you did during steps 1-3, if applicable
- next time, drink less/slower during step 1
Repeat
That’s a joke. Kinda.
Start slow and learn your limit. You can always drink more, but by the time you’ve had too much it’s already too late to slow down.
As for drugs, if anything, weed only. Don’t be messing around with stimulants, hallucinations, or prescription stuff.








I think the thing I liked about Blockbuster was the routine of it, but also how the limited selection helped you make a decision, particularly when you’re with a group. When you’re scrolling through a streaming service with hundreds of choices, it can become difficult to make one. If your only options are the 10 new movies on the shelf, it makes it a lot easier to come to an agreement.