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11 months

Skills

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    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      11 months

      Interviewer: … WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? … ARE YOU NUTS???

      (you start juggling four bowling pins)

      Interviewer: … ???

      (you set the bowling pins on fire)

      Interviewer: … You’re hired! … This man has skills!

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eeEnglish
        11 months

        Sheesh, gotta tag the NSFW content like that!

        • Move_to_mars@lemmy.world
          11 months

          Now that’s Agile

            • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
              11 months

              Daily stand up

                • twice_hatch@midwest.socialEnglish
                  11 months

                  I’m ready for Agile2: Daily Hoe-Down

              • fartsparkles@lemmy.world
                11 months

                Bill Gates: hold my beer

                  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
                    11 months

                    Totally cucked Maury

                  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                    11 months

                    I’m impressed if you can operate a standard issue office chair

                    • rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com
                      11 months

                      New image in my head for armchair quarterback.

                      • twice_hatch@midwest.socialEnglish
                        11 months

                        Here comes a BIG wave!

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