Ah, the little known Newtons 4th law of motion:
Public masturbator shall not be able to bust a nut under 1200 seconds.
Is this still a thing?
I love when rules exist as a clear response to someone’s gross behavior. I imagine this sign was posted after a person ‘loitered’ for a suspicious amount of time, then did not choose a dvd…but everything was sticky afterwards.
Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else
Looks like ink. But I’m not examining further.
Understandable. I worked at a movie rental place and people would spend a not okay amount of time in the porn room
you have a dedicated room?!
My local Family Video just has them out with the action/adventure movies
The Dark Knight, Deadpool, Debbie Does Dallas, Dracula Untold…
Where do you live? The 90s?
Kansas, so basically yeah
You don’t?!
I call mine the Criterion Collection!
Important decisions should not be rushed.
Lmao you need more?
Literally 1984
Yeah, shouldn’t it be at least thirty minutes?
