Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

human@slrpnk.net · 5 months

What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

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tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

“hold nose, jab bleach”

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months

What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,

Today@lemmy.world · 5 months

What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

kjkl lk l;jm

0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 5 months

Was god and nations made for slavery?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

,b vvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 5 months

…my god… this changes everything.

Skanky@lemmy.world · 5 months

Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

fdgddddddddddd

generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 5 months

Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

mmmmmmmmmmm,…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 5 months

Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.

Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml · 5 months

Why is she so cute?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

n0o vh

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

“no vaginha”

edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got

twinnie@feddit.uk · 5 months

How do I get rid of this hangover?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2

TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world · 5 months

What is my password? I’ve forgotten.

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 months

I’m in!

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 5 months

Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 5 months

Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 5 months

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

kkl’

assa123@lemmy.world · 5 months

but what about 42?!!!

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 months

I’m looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

tyhsgmmmmmmmmk

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 months

Thank you ♥️

pipes@sh.itjust.works · 5 months

tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

“thank you high school gimmick”

Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 5 months

What are your top stocks to watch for the year?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

nbvyytfa

Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 5 months

Sounds like Nvidia puts to me

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 months

What is my cat freaking out about?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

fggggfx

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 months

Figures!

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

There is no hamster here. There is a guinea pig however.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!

socsa@piefed.social · 5 months

What kind of porn should I watch right now?

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months

';.,;, n

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 months

you filthy animal