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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
3 months

So did I to be honest

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    • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works
      3 months

      Same. It actually took me a second to get the joke, then I realized I was the joke

        • essell@lemmy.world
          3 months

          Me too. I was looking around for the funny. It was me.

            • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
              3 months

              Me II

                • Mesophar@pawb.socialEnglish
                  3 months

                  Me 100

                  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                    3 months

                    𝙼∑ 𝙸𝙸

                      • glibg10b@lemmy.zip
                        3 months

                        Isn’t that Greek?

                          • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                            3 months

                            Guilty. I used the sum symbol for a fancy “E” riffling through my phone keyboards. I know there is a better ascii character.

                            edited later: corrected my intended font\unicode.

                            edit2: I highly recommend a f-droid app called UnicodePad for anyone in need of a proper character map application.

                              • rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works
                                3 months

                                It’s not an E; it’s a Sigma standing in for summation.

                                  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                    3 months

                                    I fixed it. Thanks!

                          • P1k1e@lemmy.world
                            3 months

                            I was initially like, “really, under 2? Cheapass county can’t even cover kids under 10?”

                            My foolishness knows no bounds

                          • Tournesol@feddit.frEnglish
                            3 months

                            it’s just an error in font, I took a minute to find the real meaning of this ad 😬

                            • CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works
                              3 months

                              Same here!

                              • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
                                3 months

                                Kids under aye-aye

                              • Axolotl@feddit.it
                                3 months

                                PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT

                                  • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                    3 months
                                      5    10
                                     111    1
                                    

                                    Huh?

                                      • theolodis@feddit.org
                                        3 months
                                          5    10
                                         101  1010
                                        

                                        I think I solved it

                                          • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                            3 months

                                            I think it’s

                                             8   11
                                            

                                            Which is in Roman numerals

                                            VIII   XI
                                            

                                            But also works in arabic numerals

                                             5    10
                                             3    1
                                            ————
                                             8    11
                                            

                                            Checkmate god and baby Jesus.

                                          • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                            3 months

                                            loss

                                              • NickwithaC@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                3 months

                                                How?

                                                  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
                                                    3 months

                                                    When?

                                                      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                        3 months

                                                        Chicka Chicka Slim Shadey

                                                • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                  3 months

                                                  In print, yes, in hand written maths I don’t mind the line

                                                    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                      3 months

                                                      Until there’s a lowercase L, or you’re taking the absolute value of something …

                                                        • toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                          3 months

                                                          I don’t really handwrite anything these days, but my brother always taught me to put a little upturned curve at the bottom of letters to differentiate them from similar-looking numbers.

                                                      • moistclump@lemmy.world
                                                        3 months

                                                        Is this loss?

                                                      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
                                                        3 months

                                                        At first I tough that that was a big ass kid for being under 2yo.

                                                        • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                          3 months

                                                          Took me a good while to read it as 11 so it is pretty confusing tbf

                                                          • starik@lemmy.zipdeleted by creator
                                                            3 months

                                                              • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                                                3 months

                                                                I think in order to see a major unified system font update, we are going to need two huge corporations battle each other in court.

                                                                A𝙸 vs. A1 steak sauce
                                                                🤖🥩

                                                                  • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works
                                                                    3 months

                                                                    Plus a class action lawsuit by guys named AL

                                                                    🚶‍♂️

                                                                • huquad@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  Clearly they mean under 3

                                                                  • qwestjest78@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                    3 months

                                                                    That kid is clearly not under 2 though. Should be that all kids ride free

                                                                      • X@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                        3 months

                                                                        The fine print:

                                                                        *Picture is for illustrative purposes only, and is not an accurate depiction of children under II years of age. Please ensure that your child(ren) meet(s) the eligibility requirements as shown. This transit system shall not be liable for the outcome of any child 11 years of age who use it.

                                                                          • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 months

                                                                            It is too, accurate for kids under eleven.

                                                                        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
                                                                          3 months

                                                                          Yep I couldn’t understand why they chose to use Roman notation. To be honest though 11 is a weird age cut off to have picked.

                                                                            • Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                              3 months

                                                                              They probably decided on 10 or below, but it didn’t sound as catchy in the marketing

                                                                                • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                  people kept thinking it was binary for 2 during audience testing

                                                                                    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                      Binary for three. Two would be 1 0 which would then get confused with 10 which would actually take us full circle.

                                                                                        • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          That’s why the changed it from 10 to 11 during testing, because people kept thinking it meant 2

                                                                                  • redbeardgecko@lemmy.world
                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                    So did one to be honest

                                                                                    • sircac@lemmy.world
                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                      Font matters

                                                                                        • Hupf@feddit.org
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          Ⅱ

                                                                                            • captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world
                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                              Ⅱ <> I i L l

                                                                                              Had to copy the character and paste i elsewhere to see that it was not two letters.

                                                                                          • downvote_hunter@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                            Kids under or travel free

                                                                                            • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                              No, but seriously. What the fuck?

                                                                                              • espentan@lemmy.world
                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                Let’s Do London… hmm…

                                                                                                • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                  It’s an homophonic alliteration in binary.

                                                                                                  Kids under three ride free.

                                                                                                  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                    Kids under 2’ is a whole different type of measurement

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