• 3 hours

    I imagine that a dollar store disguise mask should work wonders. Actually, I’m going to buy one today and do the face verification that Aliexpress is now requiring for many items, even basic cutters, for example.

  • 10 hours

    The kids are alright.

    The sooner they learn to fuck the system, the better

    • They may not know how to work computers, but they know the old ways around parental security. Its the small steps that make the race

  • The first time I installed a keylogger was to snipe my dad’s AOL password so I could turn off parental controls on my account.

    Put any problem between teenagers and porn and they will solve it in an efficient and repeatable way.

    I love these bills because it’s gonna create a second generation of hackers.

    • I’m hoping that this kind of thing explodes VPN usage, thus training a generation to actually be far harder to track and surveil than otherwise, achieving the very opposite of the true objective of such bills.

  • Did anyone expect children to give up just because some senile psyco-moralist said so?

  • 16 hours

    I remember back when age verification meant Leisure Suit Larry asking me about Watergate.

  • 13 hours

    Of course they are. Do the age verification pushers not remember being children?

  • 15 hours

    Fake mustaches 🤣

    This is just the most ridiculous mockery of how terrible this legislation is.

  • What’s this box of fake mustaches and bowler hats under your bed?
    “Uhhhh…I’m just really into….Victorian England?”