30 million units expected in 2027-2028
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- Joelk111@lemmy.worldEnglish5 hours
Everyone has a price. My price is many many times higher than whatever money they’d make back selling my data and advertising to me.
- radiofreebc@lemmy.worldEnglish13 hours
They probably just asked ChatGPT, who said their idea was fantastic and would sell really well.
- 12 hours
Would be real funny if they made a built in Ai with root access for it… Totally not disastrous.
13 hoursAI companies have some of the worst projections ever conceived of by human minds. Im not remotely surprised they conned so many investors with them.
- IratePirate@feddit.orgEnglish19 hours
Roses are red
AI is slop
My homies can’t wait
For this bubble to popMy one coworker is an AI shill and I love reminding him that this is gonna be the dotcom bubble all over again. He was an adult when the dotcom bubble burst and apparently he had invested a lot into shit back then lmao. I was a kid so I didn’t even know what an economy is.
- IratePirate@feddit.orgEnglish16 hours
You better have a nice, big “fell for it again”-award ready for him. He’ll need it for emotional support.
I will get the most amazing award. On top of being an AI shill, he’s also an incel and racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic.
I know why his ex wife left him and why his daughters don’t communicate with him.
Oh shit he might be. How can I know for certain? What can I do to test this theory?
- 10 hours
Maybe not a great example. I mean, most companies riding the dot com bubble went bust, but many if not most of the big players from back then are still around today in some form or another. Not to mention that the idea of the world wide web changing the physical world and the commerce that takes place on it wasn’t wrong either.
- MIDItheKID@lemmy.worldEnglish11 hours
Totally thought the last line was going to be:
“for this phone to flop”
Either way, good poem.
- LogicOverFeelings@piefed.caEnglish13 hours
I genuinely cannot believe that they think this is a good idea. After their whole Sora thing failed, you would think they would have gotten wiser, guess that’s not the case. I cannot see a world where this thing do anything, but flop. Maybe they will sell them at a lost, but, even then, I have doubt that it will succeed.
- Manjushri@piefed.socialEnglish11 hours
I genuinely cannot believe that they think this is a good idea.
They probably don’t care if it fails. I imagine that on some level it’s just a high tech version of The Producers.
The owners make this announcement then start to harvest piles of money from gullible investors. Once they rake it all in, they piss it all away on their own paychecks and benefits packages as well on payments to suppliers and consulting firms. Of course, the same people also own the suppliers and consulting firms so all that money goes into their pockets as well. And it probably works out better if the product bombs because then those gullible investors won’t expect to see any profits.
You are a ✨visionary✨ that sees things nobody else does! It’s not going to be a failure, it’s going to exceed all expectations! By the year ✨2030✨ everybody will own an OpenAI phone! 🎖️🎖️🎖️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️
~ ChatGPT, probably
- eleijeep@piefed.socialEnglish21 hours
You 👈🏼 👈 😏 are a ✨visionary✨ that 💫 🍆 👏 sees 👀😲 👀 😲 things 👺🅰️ 😏 👀 nobody 🙄 🙅♀️🙅♀️ 🙅🤐 else 🙅♀️ 🏿😩 😔 does! 👏 😒 😳❓ It’s not 😒 ❌ 🚯 going 🏃🏇 🏃 🏃 to be 🐝🐝 ❌ 😡🐝 a failure, 🚫 ❗🚫 🚫 it’s going 🏃 🏃🏿🖤 🧳 to exceed all 💯 💯 😩 expectations! By ⏩😈 👷😗 😈 the year 😉😏 🎉💥 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻♀️ ✨2030✨ everybody 👴👵👨 👩👨 😡 will 🐼 🎀 😏 own 😎 💌 💌 an OpenAI phone! 📞 📱 📴
- Konstant@lemmy.worldEnglish20 hours
Oh, my bad. It was always a possibility that it would not get big sales. You’re right we should stop it before it gets a bigger flop.
- melfie@lemmy.zipEnglish23 hours
An official member of the US military industrial complex is making a phone with a proprietary OS that hoovers up your data and shoves AI slop in your face 24/7. What’s not to like?
