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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
16 days

I mean... even I did

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    • moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16 days

      My six year old daughter is playing Pokémon, and the other day we had this exchange:

      “I beat another gym trainer: Misty!”

      “That’s awesome! Did she have a Starmie like I said she would?”

      “Yes, but first she fought with a different Pokémon called a Pussyduck.”

      “… Psyduck. It’s called a Psyduck.”

      “Yeah, ok.”

      “Say ‘Psyduck’. Say it.”

        • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
          15 days

          From the creators of Catdog comes an all new cartoon: meet Pussyduck

          • okmko@lemmy.world
            15 days

            🤣🤣🤣

          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
            16 days

            They very obviously photo-shopped a small headed goth girl on a big titty MILF.

              • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                16 days

                Do you tell kids at magic shows that it’s not real magic too?

                  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    16 days

                    If they ask? Sure.

                    Learning how the tricks are done is half the fun.

                  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
                    16 days

                    No, I’m going to continue to believe that necks bend like that.

                      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
                        16 days

                        her whole neck/head situation is off center. That’s just creepy.

                      • fourtonetiger@lemmy.caEnglish
                        16 days

                        https://link.me/buttercupcosplays

                          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            15 days

                            https://buffer.com/resources/fake-instagram-accounts-how-to-spot-and-block-them/

                          • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            16 days

                            You’re wrong sir, that’s definitely AI generated… Well I guess partially wrong because I agree on the combination.

                              • M137@lemmy.today
                                15 days

                                No, AI doesn’t make stuff look badly photoshopped. You’re doing the “it AI!” shit for things that are VERY obviously not AI and it’s not a good thing. I seriously don’t understand how you’re so dumb that you can’t see and understand the difference.

                                  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                    15 days

                                    The eyes, the hands, the bottom of the wall. Just the obvious issues.

                              • in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.socialEnglish
                                16 days

                                @Buttercupcosplays.

                                Whoever cropped this intentionally removed her handle. Kinda shitty.

                                  • Zorcron@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                    16 days

                                    Is that her head or body?

                                      • starik@lemmy.zipBanned
                                        15 days

                                        Both… or neither? She AI generated.

                                          • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            15 days

                                            It did look fake. Like…flat?

                                            Well, not “flat”, but you know what I mean, maybe.

                                            Edit: once you zoom into the face, it’s clearly failed LLM generation.

                                      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                        16 days

                                        Yep, I’m still gay, just checked

                                          • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                            15 days

                                            username checks out

                                          • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                            16 days

                                            We saw you from across the bar and really liked your aura.

                                            • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
                                              16 days

                                              Even my wife would check out that rack.

                                                • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                                  16 days

                                                  There’s literally a study that showed that women look at boobs more than straight men (58% of observation time compared to 57%)

                                                    • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                      16 days

                                                      I’m curious how the fact that most men are socially conditioned not to do so affects that number.

                                                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
                                                        16 days

                                                        Did it account for glancing out of the corner of your eye, or people wearing sunglasses?

                                                          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                                            16 days

                                                            In the sense that it tracked the eye movements of people looking at photos iirc, yes.

                                                            Everyone loves boobs. It’s science.

                                                          • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                            15 days

                                                            time, or occurrences?

                                                            men probably don’t look as long

                                                        • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                          16 days

                                                          I want her to peg me and spit in my mouth.

                                                            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                              15 days

                                                              Not the first thing I expected to see when I opened my inbox this morning

                                                                • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                  15 days

                                                                  I’m only human.

                                                                  • toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                    15 days

                                                                    What was?

                                                                  • deft@lemmy.wtf
                                                                    15 days

                                                                    Dad?!

                                                                    • f3nyx@lemmy.ml
                                                                      15 days

                                                                      the gospel according to daggermoon 🙏

                                                                    • Astronut@lemmy.zip
                                                                      16 days

                                                                      She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

                                                                      • atro_city@fedia.io
                                                                        16 days

                                                                        Is that a Katey Perry fuckdoll?

                                                                          • owsei@programming.dev
                                                                            16 days

                                                                            No, it’s psyduck.

                                                                              • RamenJunkie@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                                16 days

                                                                                Is it a Psyduck fuckdoll?

                                                                                  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                    16 days

                                                                                    • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                      16 days

                                                                                      A Psyfuck duckdoll

                                                                                • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                  16 days

                                                                                  Now he knows how Elmo felt…

                                                                                  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                    16 days

                                                                                    I definitely did, then I looked to closely.

                                                                                    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                      13 days

                                                                                      On an unrelated note, my g/f dragged me out to a pokemon con, and I got to watch her get her psyduck pokemon card autographed by the actor that voices psyduck. We got to talk to him for a bit, and I asked him, “Is this your easiest voice acting job? I mean, you have 1 line.”

                                                                                      • Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                                                                        16 days

                                                                                        Charlotte Sartre?

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