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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbySundray@lemmus.org
15 hours

Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I'll lose my health insurance

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Hand-drawn graph, showing a downward slope. X axis: How stressful work is. Y axis: How big of a deal aliens are to you.

Source: Indexed by Jessica Hagy

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    • this@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      22 minutes

      • Griffus@lemmy.zip
        1 hour

        Having health insurance connected to your job in a country with absolutely no worker protection laws is peak dystopian fantasy.

        • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
          2 hours

          I for one welcome our alien overlords.

          • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
            4 hours

            I haven’t even begun to be interested in looking at the stupid fucking alien files Trump allegedly released.

            I’m too concerned about the Epstein files that never got settled.

            • BloodMuffin@lemmy.caEnglish
              9 hours

              swap the axes

              • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
                14 hours

                It’s almost there.

                Y axis-How big of a deal aliens are to you
                X axis-How powerless you feel in your day to day

                  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
                    13 hours

                    Someone who is most powerless is least interested in aliens?

                      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
                        1 hour

                        • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
                          10 hours

                          when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

                        • terranoid@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                          14 hours

                          deleted by creator

                        • Monster96@lemmy.world
                          12 hours

                          That’s the opposite. If aliens show up, then I don’t have to go to work!

                            • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                              1 hour

                              Fun sci-fi fact!
                              A quiet theory in the Star Trek universe says Earth became a 2-class society (ultra poor or ultra rich). The rich ventures into space while the poor still struggles even though money\working isn’t really a thing; sort of. Character Zefram Cochrane hated this with a passion. He invented warp drive, but lived in skid row.

                              • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
                                1 hour

                                What do you mean, that’s a whole new potential customer market

                                • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
                                  3 hours

                                  I admire your optimism!

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