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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbySundray@lemmus.org
14 hours

Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I'll lose my health insurance

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Hand-drawn graph, showing a downward slope. X axis: How stressful work is. Y axis: How big of a deal aliens are to you.

Source: Indexed by Jessica Hagy

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    • Griffus@lemmy.zip
      2 minutes

      Having health insurance connected to your job in a country with absolutely no worker protection laws is peak dystopian fantasy.

      • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
        57 minutes

        I for one welcome our alien overlords.

        • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
          2 hours

          I haven’t even begun to be interested in looking at the stupid fucking alien files Trump allegedly released.

          I’m too concerned about the Epstein files that never got settled.

          • BloodMuffin@lemmy.caEnglish
            8 hours

            swap the axes

            • Monster96@lemmy.world
              10 hours

              That’s the opposite. If aliens show up, then I don’t have to go to work!

                • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
                  2 hours

                  I admire your optimism!

                • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
                  13 hours

                  It’s almost there.

                  Y axis-How big of a deal aliens are to you
                  X axis-How powerless you feel in your day to day

                    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
                      11 hours

                      Someone who is most powerless is least interested in aliens?

                        • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
                          8 hours

                          when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

                        • terranoid@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                          12 hours

                          deleted by creator

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