• 39 minutes

    I’ve been working on IT for quite a while now and the only certain thing on this business is that hardware breaks down. All of it. Only questions are ‘when’ and ‘how’. I’m pretty sure you can’t get NBD support to the orbit. And I’d guess that shaking the shit out of the hardware during launch won’t really help.

    And that’s of course just a minor detail, the whole idea is so stupid on a very fundamental level that I don’t know why it’s even a news worthy.

    • 36 minutes

      Lots of radiation in space. Computers classically do not do well with radiation.

  • 15 minutes

    The advantage of datacenters in space is that the peasants can’t break in and sabotage your equipment. Only a very small set of nations would have the capability of blowing it up or somehow jamming its communications.

    It literally only makes sense if you’re a billionaire worried about the growing unpopularity of your AI datacenters, or you’re using it for war and don’t want it easily bombed…

  • It’s literally just taking the piss out of idiotic investors. Data Centers, AI, space, new frontier, new markets. It checks all the boxes to get idiots excited to dump money into your tech company so people keep talking about it because talking about it is what gets results. Hopefully nobody is dumb enough to actually try it, it’s an absolute scam.

  • 45 minutes

    Even putting aside the absurd expense, impossible power demand, lack of cooling and abundance of hostile radiation, what the fuck is even the point of a data centre in orbit? “Sorry, I can’t access my files right now, the data centre is over the Indian Ocean”. “Yeah, I’ve sent the email - it’ll be delivered in fourty-three hours when the satellite is next in range of London”. Yes, I’m being facetious but what possible benefit could there be for having ten thousand tiny, low-power data centres - of which you can only access one or two at a time - versus the obvious, existing, cheaper, proven alternative?

    • 19 minutes

      As far as I know, there are no more orbital deadzones. We’ve got so many satellites, if not Starlink, I’m sure some other satellites could do the job of relaying to ground stations. We get live video of boosters landing in the middle of the ocean after all.

    • 22 minutes

      I didn’t read the article, I’m not AI, but isn’t this the point? It’s a ridiculous idea and to believe it…

  • 2 hours

    Space being “cold” doesn’t matter since vacuum INSULATES.

    it’s not even cold…! The matter that DOES exist in it is very hot plasma but it’s just really thinly spread out.

    • 21 minutes

      This is what I’ve been tearing my hair out over any time this comes up. If you put a computer in space it will heat up until it achieves incandescence. Which is bad for the performance.

  • 3 hours

    Yea honestly, orbital data centers are the dumbest shit I’ve heard during this bubble, and a huge indication of peak bubble hype.

  • If you sell rockets and satellites, then data centers in space sound like a perfect idea to increase demand with other people’s money.

  • 5 hours

    Anybody Who Thinks Orbital Data Centers are a Good Idea Is Suffering from AI Psychosis, Experts Argue Doesn’t Understand Basic Physics

    • Two main problems with data centers. Power and cooling. In space the power is doable. The cooling is a major pain in the ass and always has been. There are only three ways to get rid of heat. Conduction, convection, and radiation. The first two don’t work because of the vacuum thing. The third is horribly inefficient. Just look at the ISS and the giant fins that only dumps about 70 kW of waste heat through radiator “wings” that weigh several tons. A single rack in a high density compute rack can generate 100kW by itself.

      So yeah given the expensive and how inefficient it is, it’s a terrible idea.

      Edit: I’m a system architect so dealing with data center heat is something I’m familiar with.

      • iirc the power is not very doable, You’d need hundreds of times as many solar pannels as are on the ISS to power a single modest data centre.

      • 2 hours

        Do you have a podcast? I saw a podcast clip on tiktok saying almost verbatim the same thing

      • 4 hours

        There’s also the very real problem of data transfer.

        On land you just lay down another fiber optic cable and you can double your data transfer rate.

        In space, you have to deal with cross talk and interference on a limited spectrum.

        • 2 hours

          Free space laser communications are possible, but even then you are only talking about 10s of GB/s, and you cant add more lasers or receivers on a satellite already in orbit.

          • 2 hours

            Not really, because it can’t be solved, just worked around.

            Lasers are still subject to the inverse square law, but with a slightly different multiplier.

            Also, lasers still have the bandwidth issue of not being able to double up the communication lines due to cross talk and other fun physics issues.

            There’s a reason why fiber will never go out of style.

      • You’re just too small minded to comprehend the grand vision of business genius™ Elon Musk!

      • 58 minutes

        The radiators would be about the same size as the solar panels. Both would have to be huge to run a rack full of GPUs.

        • 18 minutes

          Radiators work because they have something to radiate heat into. Space is famously empty, so a radiator the size of a planet would only work as a heat sink until the total heat in the system was high enough to make everything glow like a heating element, at which point you dump waste energy as visible light.

      • What if we run a really long tube down to earth to send water back and forth? You gotta think like Elon to be innovative.

  • Orbital data centers are a good idea if one wants to get massive golden parachutes that siphon money from all the investor cash that the entirely u realistic promises brings in. They are a grift that will most likely benefit Musk in the same way all his other pie int he sky bullshit does.

    Being technically terrible hasn’t really stopped that from happening with his other bullshit projects.

  • Ignoring all of the disadvantages of datacenters in space, what are any of the advantages?

    • Shit-tons of profit, if you happen to own a company that specializes in rocket launches.

    • 3 hours

      Harder to burn down in a civil uprising, space is neat, and able to ignore laws and regulations because cops are too dumb for space.

    • Potentially greater power collection for use since solar arrays dont need to be built with the same space and enviromental constraints.

      Potentially already in the data path for a lot of communications with satilites being capable of both last mile and backhaul communication.

      Archtecture could take advantage of all three dimensions better again because of the extra space and different enviromental constraints (the big one being gravity). This is truer the more of it could be consteucted in microgravity.

      Physical security. Its pretty hard for someone to sneak in.

      Further failure domain segmentaion. I.e. hurricanes, earth quakes, etc not saying space is safe (good God not saying that!) but if you have a DC in florida, California, and above the earths mesosphere the likely hood that a disaster effects all three is pretty slim.

      Closer data transit for interplantery or lunar communication.

      Ignoring the costs and new hurdles of the enviroment this is what im tracking.

    • 3 hours

      The light and noise pollution no one wants near them are offloaded to space?

  • 5 hours

    Are there actually people who think this is a good idea that are not in a position to make money off it?

        • If it helps, you’re VTSAX 401k right now would only lose about 0.1% value if SpaceX dropped to $0. By June 2027 when all insider shares are unlocked it could go as high as 1.5%, but again only if it went to $0.

          I hate Musk, I think SpaceX as an IPO was trash, and I disagree with the rule changes for index inclusion. But big picture, our 401k will be fine.

    • 3 hours

      My aunt and uncle are Elon fans (yes, even after his fucking Nazi salute) and have said orbital data centers are a good idea.

      They have money, and my uncle is usually pretty smart, so I’m not sure what the fuck is happening.

      • I know what’s happening! Your aunt and uncle are racist dumbasses.

      • 2 hours

        I don’t know you, and I certainly don’t know your aunt and uncle, but I would generally assume in Nazi situations that “even after” probably means “particularly after” even if they don’t admit it.

    • 27 minutes

      Just nuke it. Bonus is that will interfere with electronics on all satellites in range too

  • Well there’s a headline that’s going to have a lot of sane comments under it.

  • At least their water consumption would do down. Let’s do it, shoot the tech bros up there with them. Let’s even overshoot the orbit and make them disappear in the darkness.

      • 3 hours

        I’ll watch these after work, but surely the problem is not availability of water, but drinking water, which is another story? Data centers aim for clean water sources which can be used for drinking. Turf grass don’t need that which makes the comparison seem unfair

        • It just depends on the location.

          Some areas have water shortages where resources are already strained and other areas have abundant water so that no amount of usage will make a dent.

          It not that it isn’t a problem at all, it’s just it is only a problem in specific places and not an inherent issue with datacenters everywhere. Building datacenters in a desert would cause water issues, building them near the great lakes wouldn’t impact water availability in the slightest.

          They do prefer drinking water, because it’s already treated and so the equipment/maintenance to use it is lower and they can just evaporate it away. In other areas, or if required by legislation, they could run coolant to the machines and then cool the coolant using dirtier sources (including seawater).

    • No let’s not do that. Building these slopstations will only contribute to the build up of space debris. Making it harder for future generations to have access to the stars. Just shoot them into a mountain side, or the ocean floor instead. Far more economical too.