My dog, who’s now 8, is very much smart enough to escape the yard. Every time I repair her escape route, she invents a new one. And every single time she gets out, after an exhaustive romp around the neighborhood, she always plops herself down on the driveway waiting for one of us to get home. I’m convinced she has discovered the purpose of our cameras, because all of her escapes in the last few years have been exclusively just out of view of the cameras.

So yeah, she isn’t breaking out of the yard to bail, it’s a multifaceted game of her breaking the rules, taking herself on a walk, and then being proud of herself for outsmarting us. But she doesn’t stray too far, because she still wants her dinner and couch cuddle time.

Yeah but if Verizon were to, say, collect usage data so they could figure out where to charge more to unthrottle specific apps, this type of data could be quite useful.

Pixels. That’s it.

Well yeah, since device trees are no longer available going forward from Google, they’d be dead in the water otherwise.

When was that threat made?

Uses VPN

Fine, don’t step on danger noodle.

Come with me
And you will see
A world of OSHA violations

That superpower is mere strength just from slamming many keyboards/mice/controllers at the wall and/or floor.

Of all the crap that comes out of the dipshit-in-chief’s mouth, the one thing I really wish he would’ve followed through on was deporting Elmo.

So apparently around Los Angeles there’s a supposed begging “cartel”, wherein some of the folks who beg at stoplights and freeway off ramps are actually working for an organized ring. The way it was explained was that this group takes the lionshare of their donations and offer protection, food, and safe sleeping areas. I don’t know how true this is, but I’ve heard it from quite a few unrelated people, one of which being a cop, so either there’s some truth to it or it’s a very elaborate hoax to get people to stop giving beggars money.