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1 year

Mastodon Myths

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    • notabot@lemm.ee
      1 year

      100 myths. Perfect.

        • shiny_idea@aussie.zone
          1 year

          Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

          • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
            1 year

            There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don’t.

              • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                1 year

                And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.

                  • WR5@lemmy.world
                    1 year

                    Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.

                      • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        1 year

                        (all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:

                        1: Those who know binary

                        2: Those who don’t

                        10: Those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke

                        Hope that explains it!

                          • WR5@lemmy.world
                            1 year

                            Ah gotcha I thought you were going off the original post. Thanks!

                    • DogWater@lemmy.world
                      1 year

                      Is that 4 in binary, then? I’m not in the know

                        • notabot@lemm.ee
                          1 year

                          Yes. We normally count in ‘base 10’, which means each digit can go from 0 to 9 as we count up, then the digit to its left increases by one. The rightmost position is the units, the next the tens (because we use base 10), the next hundreds (or 10 times 10), and so on, with each position worth 10 times the one to its right. So the number 12 means you have 2 units plus 1 ten. 123 means 3 units, 2 tens, and 1 hundred.

                          Binary is ‘base 2’, so as we count up each digit can only go from 0 to 1 before incrementing the position to its left, and each position is worth 2 times the one to its right. So 1 still means one, but 10 is 0 units plus 1 two, and 100 is 0 units, 0 tens and 1 four, totalling 4.

                          • Schmoo@slrpnk.net
                            1 year

                            Yep, and it’s easily memorable because if you learn to count in binary on your fingers 4 is 🖕.

                          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            1 year

                            deleted by creator

                          • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
                            1 year

                            I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.

                              • CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish
                                1 year

                                Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

                                  • Notserious@lemmy.caEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

                                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    “What’s this machine do?”

                                    “It is a dedicated word processor.”

                                      • Fontasia@feddit.nl
                                        1 year

                                        I know you are not joking because it was only a week ago really good tech journalism site The Register did a walk through on making a dedicated Word 5.0 bootable USB

                                        https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/26/dos_distraction_free_writing/

                                        • cm0002@lemmy.world
                                          1 year

                                          “Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”

                                          “Haha yea…retro…”

                                          • Kanda@reddthat.com
                                            1 year

                                            Now I understand what they use all those ThinkPads for

                                          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                            1 year

                                            You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

                                              • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                                                1 year

                                                “We are programmed to receive.”

                                              • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                1 year

                                                My brain is too smooth for modal environments. I require one mode or fewer.

                                                • swagmoney@lemmy.ca
                                                  1 year

                                                  escape colon que bang

                                                    • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
                                                      1 year

                                                      That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

                                                        • swagmoney@lemmy.ca
                                                          1 year

                                                          i went boom boom 😎

                                                      • PlexSheep@infosec.pub
                                                        1 year

                                                        The joke is long dead, long live vim

                                                      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                        1 year

                                                        “Theres also a emacs plugin”

                                                        Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

                                                          • wanderingwizard@lemmy.world
                                                            1 year

                                                            Linus uses emacs. Not GNU emacs, but still emacs.

                                                              • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                1 year

                                                                • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  Removed by mod

                                                                    • Bassman1805@lemmy.world
                                                                      1 year

                                                                      It’s a weird archaic emacs version that is no longer maintained except by him, iirc

                                                                      • wanderingwizard@lemmy.world
                                                                        1 year

                                                                        He uses MicroEMACS

                                                                          • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                            3 months
                                                                      • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                        1 year

                                                                        However claims him, loses.
                                                                        https://youtu.be/sCr_gb8rdEI?t=2416

                                                                      • epicstove@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                        1 year

                                                                        NeoVim says hi.

                                                                          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                            1 year

                                                                            Well obviously neovim is also a correct option, does that really even need to be said?

                                                                              • epicstove@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                1 year

                                                                                My dad probably takes the cake as he used the OG VI back in the day.

                                                                                  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    Sonny, we wrote it Vi back in the day. Capital V, lower case i. Now get off my lawn! Isn’t it cold? Policemen look younger and younger every year.

                                                                              • Spider89@lemm.ee
                                                                                1 year

                                                                                nano/Kate >>>

                                                                                  • 9point6@lemmy.world
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    Nano is for people posing at using Linux

                                                                                    You have to commit to a side in the war

                                                                                      • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        Micro because mouse (jk I just use nano like a scrub because I’m used to it’s hotkeys)

                                                                                      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        Absolutely bloated (kate) and nano isnt vim therefore it sucks

                                                                                          • Spider89@lemm.ee
                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                            Vim ain’t intuitive like nano so it sucks. Doesn’t have advanced tools like Kate so it sucks.

                                                                                        • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                          eww vim vi better

                                                                                            • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                              Bro. We use ed around here.

                                                                                              • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                Grrrr >:c

                                                                                              • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                Surely you must love VS Codium even more.

                                                                                              • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                I have to be honest I thought OP was being 100% serious until the last line.

                                                                                                  • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                    That last line is why I shared it with others who have no idea what half the things it’s referencing are.

                                                                                                  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                    This is true because NetBSD runs on the actual Mastodon.

                                                                                                    • HalfSalesman@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                      Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

                                                                                                        • Darren@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                          I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

                                                                                                          But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

                                                                                                            • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                              Why can’t we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

                                                                                                                • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                  we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

                                                                                                                • slappypantsgo@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                  As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.

                                                                                                                    • ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                      There are dozens of us!

                                                                                                                  • recall519@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                    Like Lemmy?

                                                                                                                    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                      Aren’t thea few science nerds there nowadays as well?

                                                                                                                    • QualifiedKitten@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                      Hey! I know some of those words!

                                                                                                                        • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                          they lost me at Linux

                                                                                                                            • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                              I stopped reading at 100

                                                                                                                                • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
                                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                                  Does that mean you only read the first 11 myths?

                                                                                                                                    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                                      What myths?

                                                                                                                                  • msage@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                                    booo

                                                                                                                                • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                                  This is my favorite thing this morning. FreeBSD ftw.

                                                                                                                                  • Gestrid@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                                    My lack of knowledge about whatever an emacs plugin is proves #4 wrong.

                                                                                                                                      • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                                        This is most likely a joke akin to xkcd 2501

                                                                                                                                          • kameecoding@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                                                            Linux community in a nutshell and also way too many developers

                                                                                                                                        • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                                          What’s Linux?

                                                                                                                                            • musubibreakfast@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                                              It’s a type of sausage that’s famous in the Netherlands

                                                                                                                                              • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                                                It’s the online handle of some Linus fellow, some would argue he’s internet famous for whatever reason

                                                                                                                                              • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                                                The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.

                                                                                                                                                • Rose@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                                                  Well I do use Linux on various devices and on my Raspberry Pi, it’s just that my laptop is Windows. No, don’t throw rocks at me, I use WSL too.

                                                                                                                                                  Also, I’ve somehow yet to post on Mastodon from Emacs. The existence of such Emacs addon didn’t surprise me, because I’ve posted to identica and twitter from Emacs. You know, back in the day.

                                                                                                                                                    • Synapse@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                                                      my laptop is Windows. No, don’t throw rocks at me, I use WSL too.

                                                                                                                                                      Rock throwing intensifies 😾

                                                                                                                                                        • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                                                        • cyberfae@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                                                          I don’t even need to throw rocks, Microsoft will drive you out trying to force you into letting copilot think for you.

                                                                                                                                                        • Karl@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                                                          What client is this

                                                                                                                                                            • serenissi@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                                                              web?

                                                                                                                                                              • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                                                                zshtcpsys

                                                                                                                                                                  • Karl@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                                                                    Is that an actual name

                                                                                                                                                                      • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                                                                                        https://linux.die.net/man/1/zshtcpsys

                                                                                                                                                                          • Karl@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                            11 months

                                                                                                                                                                            I actually asked what the mastodon client in the picture was.

                                                                                                                                                                    • Dr. Moose@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                                                                      Rare goat tier toot

                                                                                                                                                                      • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
                                                                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                                                                        I know its a joke but grrrrr

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