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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
10 months

Dude looks like a Nickelodeon character

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Chin doubles as an ice scraper

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    • glorkon@lemmy.world
      10 months

      No matter how often it’s posted, it remains a fake.

        • Stamets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorEnglish
          10 months

          I’ma be real, that didn’t really change my opinion on the whole “slaps his own ass during sex” thing…

            • lost_faith@lemmy.ca
              10 months

              “Who wants to watch me comb my hair real fast?” Is still the vibe this image gives off

              • Agent641@lemmy.world
                10 months

                He slaps his wife during sex, and also not during sex.

                  • pyre@lemmy.world
                    10 months

                    40% cops

                  • glorkon@lemmy.world
                    10 months

                    Yeah, you got a point there, definitely.

                  • Bosht@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    10 months

                    Appreciate your efforts on keeping the Internet honest. Seriously. Shit is ridiculous these days.

                      • Smee@poeng.linkEnglish
                        10 months

                        I haven’t believed a single thing I’ve seen on the internet since 1997.

                        And what made me lose faith back then is to painful to retell.

                        OK, it was a faulty game guide on gameFAQs that made me waste tens of hours.

                        Never forgetti.

                          • UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            10 months

                            #Neverforgetti

                        • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
                          10 months

                          a slight caricature of a real photo

                          • snooggums@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            10 months

                            • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
                              10 months

                              Awww… I laughed so hard. Oh well.

                              • PornPlane@lemmynsfw.com
                                10 months

                                same impact,still looks like chad guy

                                  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    10 months

                                    Maybe without the cop uniform.

                                • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  10 months

                                    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
                                      10 months

                                    • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
                                      10 months

                                      • peregrin5@lemm.eeEnglish
                                        10 months

                                        • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
                                          10 months

                                          vanilla-ice

                                          hq720

                                            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
                                              10 months

                                              ICE ICE baby too cold…

                                            • ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                              10 months

                                              • Akasazh@feddit.nl
                                                10 months

                                                • Mothra@mander.xyz
                                                  10 months

                                                  Whoa, mama!

                                                  • andybytes@programming.devEnglish
                                                    10 months

                                                    The comments section is almost more important that the post. FAKE

                                                    • andybytes@programming.devEnglish
                                                      10 months

                                                      deleted by creator

                                                      • DUMBASS@leminal.spaceEnglish
                                                        10 months

                                                        I was wondering what happens to the lead singer of this band

                                                        • rainrain@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                          10 months

                                                          What’s up with that person flipping him off?Kinda harsh.

                                                            • pyre@lemmy.world
                                                              10 months

                                                              he’s a cop, it should be mandatory to flip him off

                                                                • rainrain@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                                  10 months

                                                                  I know some very nice cops.

                                                                    • Vespair@lemm.ee
                                                                      10 months

                                                                      No you don’t

                                                                        • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
                                                                          10 months

                                                                          I’d like to offer the other person the explanation that maybe there’s some Andy Griffith type of small town police from long ago that was basically a good person and wanted to just keep their community from hurting themselves. Today though, every cop is part of a network where blatant corruption, brutality, and injustice is perpetrated basically right in front of you constantly. It’s the kind of stuff the only adequate response to would be to demand change.

                                                                          No good cop could remain a cop for very long in such an environment and still be considered a good cop. Thus, all cops are bastards.

                                                                          • Stamets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                                            10 months

                                                                            I don’t know why this got me so hard. Just cackling over here.

                                                                          • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                                            10 months

                                                                            OK but if after the past decade I find it hard to believe someone may not understand plenty of reasons to flip off cops who are standing there.

                                                                              • rainrain@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                                                10 months

                                                                                Cops are not a separate species. They are as pig-ignorant, reactive and violent as everybody else. They just enjoy more opportunities to express it.

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