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LadyButterfly@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Well not YET

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Well not YET

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LadyButterfly@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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    4 hours ago

    I have never had to Stop, Drop, and Roll

  • dxdydz@slrpnk.net
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    15 hours ago

    Reminds me of this scene from Patriot: https://youtu.be/v4RmvPcaYw0

    • LadyButterfly@lemmy.worldOP
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      15 hours ago

      I looooove that show! It’s the best show nobody’s watched. One of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen

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        14 hours ago

        Yes! It’s the greatest show I can’t talk anyone into watching. It and The Leftovers.

        • LadyButterfly@lemmy.worldOP
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          I couldn’t get into the leftovers, I did try

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    Or quicksand for that matter, I was really expecting that to be a much bigger problem. Especially after reading all those Tintin comics.

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      I went up to my knee in quicksand last week.

      Looked solid, nope.

      (In the shaded part, under a bridge, on a supposed dry river bed.)

      Exciting and a little scary.

      • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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        16 hours ago

        Yikes

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    About falling, burning pianos… here’s a beautiful 2009 short film set to a 3min piece by Hauschka - Morgenrot.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7sB7isi64A

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Charlie Sheen has not been so lucky

  • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    steps in quicksand

    • LadyButterfly@lemmy.worldOP
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      OH GOD 80S TV WAS RIGHT

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    20 hours ago

    So your local OSHA version is doing its intended job.

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    When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

    True story.

    • scutiger@lemmy.world
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      Did he walk like an accordion after?

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        He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf

        • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          Would have been a lot funnier if the did

  • titter@lemmy.world
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    To be fair we dont install them using a wooden crane or improvised winch to hoist them over public sidewalks as much these days either

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    Somebody really enjoyed the success of the quicksand tweet and was hoping for an encore

    • Starbelliedboy@lemm.ee
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      21 hours ago

      Tweet? That was a John Mulaney joke from like 10 years ago.

      • Vespair@lemm.ee
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        And was probably said by various people before that too, whatever. The point is this is an obvious derivative.

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    And when the the time comes you will be ready.

    Same reason I play dystopia games.

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