He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

I did hate X but am off that cesspit now. I hate hate hate what Facebook has become. I can now only bear to go on there about once a month and everytime I get angry as fuck.

I miss MySpace.

This is your safe place 😊

I’d happily let you have them all :)

I’ve hated Harry Potter since the first book came out - someone lent it to me and I gave up after 100 pages cos it was shite and really badly written.

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

I’d be concerned that my own chatbot might get jealous

Jethro’s Naga Fire or Lord Reaper.