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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbymiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
6 months

Worse Than Kids In The Kitchen

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53856080

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    • klemptor@startrek.website
      6 months

      This is ridiculous and I love it

      • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
        6 months

        My first thought, like an idiot, “can cows eat flour?” Yeah mate, that’s all they eat…

          • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldEnglish
            6 months

            Even cattle are eating too much processed foods these days!

            • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              6 months

              I was concerned in case the cow missed the flour bag warnings:

              SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: Raw flour is not ready-to-eat and must be thoroughly cooked before eating to prevent illness from bacteria in the flour. Do not eat or play with raw dough; wash hands, utensils, and surfaces after handling.

              COOK BEFORE SNEAKING A TASTE - FLOUR IS RAW - PLEASE COOK FULLY BEFORE ENJOYING

              I guess I should be posting this on the cows community from where it was cross posted but anybody know whether those warnings are cow relevant?

                • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
                  6 months

                  I think Cow’s exclusively eat raw grain so if it is a problem it’s too late anyways.

                    • stray@pawb.socialEnglish
                      6 months

                      Neither wild nor farmed cows eat exclusively gains. When they eat grass, they eat the entire grass rather than just the seeds. Farmed cows are fed quite a lot of legumes and a fermented “dish” called silage. They also eat meat opportunistically, as do all hoofbeasts.

                      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                        6 months

                        unless there’s trouble at mill

                          • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
                            6 months

                            Like, I mean yeah. unless there’s trouble in the fields.

                          • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            6 months

                            lol I’mma pretend I realized that in its entirety

                            Someone on a farming forum mentions acidosis

                          • AtariDump@lemmy.world
                            6 months

                            Relevant if we don’t want another patient zero for some cow flu or something.

                            • stray@pawb.socialEnglish
                              6 months

                              Yes, it’s as dangerous for the cow as for the human. Because flour is expected to be cooked, it’s not held to the same standard as foods expected to be eaten raw, and it’s very possibly contaminated with pathogens. Cows have some protection against certain strains of e coli, but not salmonella.

                          • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creator
                            6 months

                            This got a genuine laugh from me, and I needed that. Thanks for posting.

                            • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
                              6 months

                              Seems like a scene from my worst nightmare. A large, untrained animal near a collection of electric appliances, fire hazards, and sharp objects.

                                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                  6 months

                                  And there’s also a cow there!

                                • hOrni@lemmy.world
                                  6 months

                                  So on the next episode, hamburgers?

                                    • AtariDump@lemmy.world
                                      6 months

                                        • moncharleskey@lemmy.zip
                                          6 months

                                          Moo-lissa!

                                      • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
                                        6 months

                                        This was damn cute.

                                        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                                          6 months

                                          Don’t have a cow, man.

                                            • Dragonstaff@leminal.spaceEnglish
                                              6 months

                                              Were you born in a barn?!

                                            • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
                                              6 months

                                              I like his shirt

                                                • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
                                                  6 months

                                                  I like the cow’s hat.

                                                • BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
                                                  6 months

                                                  THIS is what the internet is for… Right here.

                                                  • restingboredface@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                    6 months

                                                    I have two great Danes and this is what it often feels like to cook with them around. Adorable, but my God the chaos…

                                                    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
                                                      6 months

                                                      I don’t know what the hell I just watched but I had a big smile on my face

                                                      • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
                                                        6 months

                                                        Cows are so unbearably cute…

                                                        • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                          6 months

                                                          What a helpful cow

                                                          • GraniteM@lemmy.world
                                                            6 months

                                                            Oh my god, I wonder if the cow pooped in there during the shoot. I’ve seen cows poop for what seemed like a minute straight.

                                                            • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
                                                              6 months

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