TIL about the “Mar-a-Lago face” a bold plastic surgery and fashion trend popular among American conservative and Republican circles. It’s characterized by “detectable” facial modifications, including exaggerated Botox, visible fillers, extreme tanning, fake eyelashes, dark smokey eyes, and full lips. The look is often seen as a status symbol and a way to signal political allegiance, inspired by figures in Donald Trump’s inner circle. The trend is so distinctive that it’s been described as a “visual shorthand” for wealth, power, and identity within these groups.

  • 90,000 dollars to butcher your own face so that Trumpists will know that you’re a Trumpist.

    It’s like every single day I encounter something and I’m like, “Well, it can’t really get any stupider than that.” And like every single day I am astonished at how stupid things can get.

    • 7 months

      In my day we’d just dye our fringe blue and have an earnest belief in human rights.

    • Noem, karolina leavitt, (KIMBERLY gullifoyle, is the final stage of mar-a-lago face of republican women). loomer is like 32, and leavitt is like 28 only.

  • 7 months

    Showing everyone how ugly they are on the inside by fucking up the outside.

  • Doesn’t Bezos’ wife have that look? Does that mean she’s signaling she’s a trumper or she really doesn’t know.

  • 7 months

    Remember though, taking HRT and getting gender affirming surgery is “mutilating” your body.

    • Also botox eventually leads to atrophies of the botoxed muscles so you have to keep doing it, since it will be a permanent sag.

  • 7 months

    Oh that’s why their faces look like that. I always wondered why wealthy republicans have fucked up faces.

    • eyebrow lifts, botox to the face, cant show signs of aging, because its not “strong looking”

  • I’ve been saying this for a while. It’s not that these wealthy women think their carved up faces look good, it’s that they look expensive. They know all the procedures, and the costs, so when a friend shows back up to brunch after 6 weeks, with a new face, they know exactly how much she spent on her new mug.

    Regular people can’t participate in this game, so whenever anyone sees their weird face, they’ll know how rich they are.

      • Yeah, stuff like this makes me wonder if the peasants of the that time thought the rich looked ridiculous when/if they saw them…

        • Oh, count on it. I have a degree in history, and I have always tried to look at history through the eyes of real people.

          We tend to put historical people on pedestals, but the thing to always remember is that people have been people, for as long as there have been people. You can go back to a community of literal early human cave dwellers, and you would find all of the same personality characteristics that we see today - love, hate, anger, greed, ambition, duplicity, ignorance, intolerance, kindness, jealousy, empathy, disingenuousness, criminality, avarice, perversion, corruption, courage, cowardice, etc.

          So if we see those powdered wig wearing dorks as ridiculous clowns, you can absolutely count on the fact that the people of the time thought the same thing.

    • Yeah it’s conspicuous consumption.

      Just like Middle class people try to show off money/status buy having luxury cars.

  • 7 months

    when I was growing up we called that trashy. But you do you I guess

  • 7 months

    fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women

    First example: Matt Gaetz. Thanks Mr. Wikipedia, very cool.

  • 7 months

    Oh i was calling it “i am rich but i have no taste” - face

    • 7 months

      I see it as “I pretend to be rich and have poor taste. I’m in a shit ton of debt so this better work out”. Too many people have that “fake it till you make it” attitude.

  • 7 months

    I’m genuinely curious, when someone has a face and lips full of filler and implants and whatnot, when they get a really good solid punch in the face, like proper wind-up and full shoulder and torso twist slug in the chops, does it pop them like an overripe zit, or does it dent them like a ball of playdough?

    • 7 months

      There are true scientific breakthroughs to be made in this area, for sure.