- neidu3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish11 months
I’m not gay, let alone gay enough to know which musicals are and aren’t Broadway. I’ve seen quite a few musicals elsewhere, though, so I can be on the panel.
- the_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldEnglish11 months
Well damn, I was hoping to get some fun new suggestions. Anyway my favorite is Hedwig and the angry inch
- SuperEars@lemmy.worldEnglish11 months
It’s just one song, but in Only Murders in the Building, Steve Martin sings Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It?
- 11 months
Nope, it’s me and I bet you can’t prove me wrong.
- 11 months
You’re all wrong. Everyone is straight on the Freddy Mercury gay scale.
- 11 months
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.
- ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish11 months
Does the big burly black man still need to be drugged to fly?
- 11 months
They just don’t call it ‘Taking the Train’, they call it ‘Getting Railed’.
- 11 months
So entire human sexuality can be described as being between two people at each ends.
- Balinares@pawb.socialEnglish11 months
Only if you think someone’s position on the spectrum never changes over time. Which, judging from the microsecond moment of pause induced in “straights” by the proximity of shirtless Jason Momoa, is not how this works.
- 11 months
Whoever is gayest could change from moment to moment as individual scores fluctuate. Or maybe you have to look at it as an average of all those cumulative scores. Rich had a fleeting moment of straightness, in an otherwise 100% gay life, that puts him a hair behind Stephan, whose gayness has been unwavering since birth.
More likely though, I think whether you look at the cumulative, or second to second, its a many way tie.
- 11 months
that’s a beautiful thing. so, what moment were you all at your gayest? have you ever been THE gayest?
- 11 months
I think of it like beauty - there’s not much disagreement about whether someone is a 9, but a 10 is completely subjective. For someone to be breathtakingly stunning, there usually has to be something about them that most other people don’t see.
- 11 months
So…like, born with TWO penis’s, and both of them are super gay?
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
- 11 months
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Not with that attitude.
- 11 months
That reminds me of the guy with two dicks who did an ama on Reddit many years ago. IIRC his dicks were mostly straight but could go either way.
Not necessarily, there could just be a hard limit that multiple people hit. They’re gayness is pegged, if you will. 😏
- 11 months
Once you get to the elite ranks there will always be disagreement on how to score the parameters of ultimate gayness
- 11 months
Much like IQ, once you’re more than 2 standard deviations from the mean, there’s no statistically meaningful way to measure additional queerness.
- 11 months
It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest
- bountygiver [any]@lemmy.mlEnglish11 months
But that doesn’t change the fact that every moment there’ll exist someone who is the gayest, it’s just the same person may not hold that status for a very long time.
- faythofdragons@slrpnk.netEnglish11 months
Oh dang, so you’re saying I was the gayest person on earth once, but because it happened in my sleep, I never noticed? That explains those dreams.
- 11 months
Not necessarily. You might never be the gayest person on Earth (at one given moment), but there was (or will be) the gayest moment you ever were.
- 11 months
I said not necessarily, not that its impossible. Strive for gayness and ye shall be the gayest, albeit for a fleeting moment.
- 11 months
More importantly does that mean people can be ordered by that and can we construct a binary search tree to find anyone with a specific value of gay within O(log_2(n)) time?
- 11 months
If and only if you can define “gay” on a one dimensional axis, otherwise it would be like plotting points on an N-dimensional graph, I’m pretty sure “gay” is a multiple dimensions thing.
So sadly we wont be getting a
tree: BinaryTree<Person> = BinaryTree::new_sorted_by(order_gayest);anytime soon 😒
- 11 months
Bruh i wish, 2-3 trees or anything of the sort probably won’t help us 😔
There is at least a time component to consider, as you might feel gayer some days than others. It likely also depends on your company, that is, if you are around a lot of hot men who are open to the idea of gay relations but not many hot women interested in you, you might feel gayer than if it were the other way around. So by sorting the population you would skew the amount of gay in a population by grouping gay people around gayer people and not as gay people with the even less gay.
- 11 months
Yes, but also, how do we consider aro/ace people, or people who are one but not the other, or gender non-conforming people, or people, or people who are a mix, this is an N-dimensional problem
- novibe@lemmy.mlEnglish11 months
Sigh… yes. We’ve already been over this guys.
Frankie Grande is the gayest person. Freddie Mercury is the most bi person. Sabrina Carpenter is the straightest person.
- 11 months
Yeah, but hes the gayest in the way that kids used to say it in the 00s…
11 monthsCasual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex.
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“Hey, girl; how much do I gotta pay to open your loot box?”
- 11 months
Still somehow still costs less than pulling Ronald O in fifa boxes. (I hear he is hard to pull)
- 11 months
“Everybody loves Barbados Slim; he’s the only man to ever win Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex”
- 11 months
its about going out there and doing your best for the love of the game
I was bike curious, but later decided I’d rather have a Japanese bike.
