I pulled my chud brother-in-law for the family Secret Santa. What should I get him?

bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 7 months

I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun

Florencia (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 months

“Thanks Obama” coffee mug

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 months

Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?

Florencia (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 months

“Release the pizzagate files”

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 months

Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D

plyth@feddit.org · 7 months

Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.

Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml · 7 months

if he and your sister^[1] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren’t, then nothing.

i guess i can assume your sibling’s gender here ↩︎

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 7 months

What’s a chud?

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 7 months

Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chud

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 7 months

Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 months

Chud is the present term of Chad.

This Chad will one day be a Chud.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 7 months

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.

AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml · 7 months

You already know, I promise

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 7 months

Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).

Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 7 months

I thought that was a chode

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 7 months

A regional dialect, maybe?

redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 7 months

It’s an Albany expression.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 7 months

Ah, that makes sense. I’m from Utica.

mathemachristian[he]@lemmy.ml · 7 months

Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 7 months

A box o’ dildos

HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 months

I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 7 months

All dildos are edible if you’re hungry enough.

calidris@lemmy.ml · 7 months

knightly the Sneptaur@pawb.social · 7 months

Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 7 months

Trump body pillow.

bobalot@lemmy.world · 7 months

A dildo

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 7 months

Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.

I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 7 months

Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.

Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.

Tramort@programming.dev · 7 months

get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present

bountygiver [any]@lemmy.ml · 7 months

This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.