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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@sh.itjust.works
8 months

Ducks and, how to make them pay

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk
      8 months

      Bill Cook is almost nominative determinism in this case.

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
        8 months

        Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

          • cm0002@sh.itjust.works
            8 months

            And again and again…

            :(

          • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
            8 months

            Especially this bastard:

            • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
              8 months

              I feel like factory farming ducks would count as a punishment.

              • gra5per@sh.itjust.works
                8 months

                This is fucking awesome. I don’t know exactly what it is about it, but thank you for brightening my night.

                • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                  8 months

                  Mallards are r@pists!

                    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                      8 months

                      For so gawdamned long the females evolved labyrinthine vaginas in defense. 😶‍🌫️

                    • Hupf@feddit.org
                      8 months

                      Anatidaephobic much?

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