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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前
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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      I think that’s the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Oh, no, that’s the dirtiest place of all.

        • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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          Interesting, it’s immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

            • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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              Why is the semen loose in the fridge

              • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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                Free range.

      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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        That’s where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Was the fridge bought last week? It’s looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.

  • plateee@piefed.social
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    My first thought didn’t go to Kubrick.

  • Mellow@lemmy.world
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    Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

    • cm0002@europe.pubOP
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      ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

    • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I’m the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

    • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol
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      What’s the problem?

      • Mellow@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

        • ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca
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          We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            Speak for yourself

            • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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              I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

          • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Speak for yourself

        • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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          Don’t we all have a little cm0002 in us?

          • sniggleboots@europe.pub
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            Not until they buy me dinner first

        • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol
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          Take your meds.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

      When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account… everytime.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    I’m sorry Dave I can’t have milk plus and some ultra V.

  • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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    LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

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