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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@europe.pub
4 months

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
      4 months

      I’m just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

        • ryannathans@aussie.zoneEnglish
          4 months

          I think that’s the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
              4 months

              Oh, no, that’s the dirtiest place of all.

                • ryannathans@aussie.zoneEnglish
                  4 months

                  Interesting, it’s immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

                    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                      4 months

                      Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

                        • ryannathans@aussie.zoneEnglish
                          4 months

                          Why is the semen loose in the fridge

                            • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
                              4 months

                              Free range.

                      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
                        4 months

                        That’s where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

                    • TheBat@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                      14 days

                      deleted by creator

                      • plateee@piefed.socialEnglish
                        4 months

                        My first thought didn’t go to Kubrick.

                        • Mellow@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          4 months

                          Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

                            • cm0002@europe.pub
                              4 months

                              ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

                              • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                4 months

                                I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I’m the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

                                • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol
                                  4 months

                                  What’s the problem?

                                    • Mellow@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      4 months

                                      I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

                                        • ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.caEnglish
                                          4 months

                                          We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

                                            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                              4 months

                                              Speak for yourself

                                                • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                  4 months

                                                  I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

                                                • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                  4 months

                                                  Speak for yourself

                                                • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
                                                  4 months

                                                  Don’t we all have a little cm0002 in us?

                                                    • sniggleboots@europe.pub
                                                      4 months

                                                      Not until they buy me dinner first

                                                    • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol
                                                      4 months

                                                      Take your meds.

                                                  • Rooster326@programming.dev
                                                    4 months

                                                    Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

                                                    When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account… everytime.

                                                  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nzEnglish
                                                    4 months

                                                    I’m sorry Dave I can’t have milk plus and some ultra V.

                                                    • foodandart@lemmy.zip
                                                      4 months

                                                      LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

                                                      • Aggravationstation@feddit.ukdeleted by creator
                                                        4 months

                                                        The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

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