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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@no.lastname.nz
4 months

When the clopping of the death horse nears

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    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
      4 months

      Comfort Horse: SHOW ME TO THE DOOMED ONE.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
        4 months

        Imagine Peyo deciding to drop a 20 lb load as he’s visiting you in your final hours

          • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
            4 months

            I think I’d die there and then

            • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.worldEnglish
              4 months

              “Well, I’m not cleaning that up.”

              • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
                4 months

                I would be honored.

              • Bonus@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                4 months

                Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

                • Nefara@lemmy.world
                  4 months

                  Genuinely surprised it’s real https://www.truthorfiction.com/peyo-horse-hospital/

                    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
                      4 months

                      Horspital.

                      • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works
                        4 months

                        Oh the video on that article was beautiful!

                      • mrsemi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        4 months

                        deleted by creator

                          • cm0002@no.lastname.nzEnglish
                            4 months

                            Internet poisoned brain

                            Sir, that’s called brain rot now

                              • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                4 months

                                Sir, that is specially cultivated blue rot from the vafflium blumidi bacteria stains, it gives the brain special properties that only the most noble of us internet scholars & memes connoisseurs can fully appreciate.

                                  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
                                    4 months

                                    Don’t even have to click that to know what you’ve done

                                      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                        4 months

                                        It’s in my brainhole!!!

                                        It makes for a cleaner connection with hypha when I dial up to the mycelium network.

                                  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                    4 months

                                    Jup, this is where my brainhole went first too - what joke to post, like: a terminal gooner that overdosed on r/clopclop granted a swift death

                                  • CritFail@lemmy.world
                                    4 months

                                    Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.

                                    • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
                                      4 months

                                      Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

                                      • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        4 months

                                        Thought it was gonna say “The horse chooses which patient will die next” and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse

                                          • Zapados@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                            4 months

                                            LOL what kinda dark horse does that?.

                                          • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world
                                            4 months

                                            There’s a horse in the hospital…

                                            • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                              4 months

                                              Holy Terminal Horse Neck, Batman!

                                                • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works
                                                  4 months

                                                  Yeah the picture being taken from that angle, makes me see how medieval painters saw horses.

                                                • Im_old@lemmy.world
                                                  4 months

                                                  They should have named it Binky

                                                  • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
                                                    4 months

                                                    This one will do.

                                                    • 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                      4 months

                                                      I would be sad if I hear the clops and it didn’t visit me. Should use stealth clops.

                                                      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                                        4 months

                                                        Idk, it would still feel comforting.
                                                        I don’t just get to blink out (which is already a plus), but I get to go with a horsey too? Nice.

                                                        • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                          4 months

                                                          They should’ve named it Bad Horse

                                                            • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
                                                              4 months

                                                              He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…

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