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  • Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

    • I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

      • Ah, close but that’s actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor…

        • Oh, but that’s an oxymoron! You’re thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

          • No, you’re thinking of oxidation
            Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

            • no you are thinking of oranges.

              an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott’s booby.