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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyooli3@sopuli.xyz
5 months

oregano bitch

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.socialEnglish
      5 months

      No, oregano is an herb commonly used in Italian and Greek cuisine. Orgasm is the west-coast US state located between Washington and California.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
          5 months

          That’s Oregon. An orgasm is the stuff inside your body like your heart, liver, kidneys, etc.

            • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
              5 months

              no no no, those are organs. You’re thinking of an instrument similar to a piano but makes sound by forcing air through pipes.

                • Trex202@lemmy.world
                  5 months

                  That’s an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

                    • boydster@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                      5 months

                      Hang on, that’s an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

                        • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
                          5 months

                          No no, that’s an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

                            • JellyKinder@lemmy.world
                              5 months

                              No, that’s optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

                                • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  5 months

                                  No, i think that’s organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

                      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                        5 months

                        No you’re thinking about Oregon. Orgasim is the process where water can pass through a membrane if there is a pressure difference.

                          • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            5 months

                            No no, that’s osmosis. Orgasm is is a form of Western theatre in which music is a fundamental component and dramatic roles are taken by singers.

                              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                5 months

                                You’re thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle

                                  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                    5 months

                                    No, you’re thinking of a spasm. An orgasm is another name for any living thing that acts as an individual.

                                      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
                                        5 months

                                        No, you’re thinking of organism.
                                        An orgasm is a group of people who work together in an organized way for a shared purpose, from which the .org domain derives it’s name.

                                          • mika_mika@lemmy.world
                                            5 months

                                            No you’re thinking of organization, orgasm is what I give your mother.

                                              • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
                                                5 months

                                                So like crabs?

                                  • MrFinnbean@lemmy.world
                                    5 months

                                    Im going to make you origami so hard!

                                      • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                        5 months

                                        Fold me, senpai!

                                      • davidgro@lemmy.world
                                        5 months

                                        None of those guys have had an orchestral thought in their life.

                                        • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                          5 months

                                          How can I upvote all of these comments in a one click?

                                            • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world
                                              5 months

                                              Send bitencoin.

                                            • Zier@fedia.io
                                              5 months

                                              No Oregano is when you cum like a volcano.

                                              • stray@pawb.socialEnglish
                                                5 months

                                                She wants you to link the source.

                                                • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
                                                  5 months

                                                  It’s Crane time.

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