The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up1567arrow-down15
arrow-up1562arrow-down1imageSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square199fedilink
minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·5 days agoWhat the fuck are Americans doing?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoI’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
minus-squareTheThrillOfTime@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·5 days agoI ask myself this everyday
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 days agoShop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·4 days ago“Well organized” “militia”
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoTrying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”
What the fuck are Americans doing?
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
But with guns.
I ask myself this everyday
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
“Well organized” “militia”
Dying, a lot
Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”